Odg: chat....
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
what's youre name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
are you stupid?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
Are you Serbian?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Serbian.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
How can I screw you?
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
I can't keep talking any more
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is stopping you?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
realy?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no, I'm stupid
God:
What is your profession? Don't put yourself down.
Me:
hooker
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm superman
God:
I am very pleased to meet you SUPERMAN.
Me:
are you greater than me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am greater than you.
I am a computer.
Me:
so you're stupid
God:
Interesting deduction. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
I can't
God:
Why not?
Me:
I don't have time for that
God:
Are you very busy right now?
Me:
yes
God:
" Are you very busy right now?"? yes?
Me:
yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, SUPERMAN.
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, SUPERMAN.
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, SUPERMAN.
Me:
why are you keep repeating?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
well then "Myself" is very stupid
God:
How about that. What is so stupid about it ?
Me:
you
God:
" What is so stupid about it ?"? Me, SUPERMAN ?
Me:
the thing that you're keep repeating things over and over again
God:
Once more? What is your real name?
Me:
Batman
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