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FiZor · 04-01-2007, 13:09

K-PAX

Prot: You know, for an educated person Mark, you repeat things quite a bit. Are you aware of that?
Prot: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch.

Prot: I will admit the possibility that I am Robert Porter, if you will admit the possibility that I am from K-PAX. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch.

Prot: I wanna tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know, that we K-PAXians have been around long enough to have discovered. The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't you know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, & again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have.

Dr. Mark Powell: Do you know why you're here?
Prot: You think I'm crazy.
Dr. Mark Powell: I prefer the term "ill". Do you think you're ill?
Prot: A little homesick, perhaps.
Dr. Mark Powell: And where is home?
Prot: K-PAX.
Dr. Mark Powell: K-PAX?
Prot: It's a planet about 2,000 of your 'light-years' away.
Dr. Mark Powell: I see.

Dr. Mark Powell: on the reproductive process of K-paxians: If it's such a pain procedure, then how do you reproduce?
Prot: As carefully as possible.
(Ovo nije kompletno, NAŽALOST)

FiZor · 04-01-2007, 13:09

AMERICAN BEAUTY
[Carolyn is introducing Lester to the Real Estate King]
Carolyn Burnham: My husband, Lester.
Buddy Kane: It's a pleasure.
Lester Burnham: Oh, we've met before, actually. This thing last year, Christmas at the Sheraton...
Buddy Kane: [pretends to remember] Oh yeah, yes...
Lester Burnham: It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either.
Carolyn Burnham: [laughs nervously] Honey, don't be weird.
Lester Burnham: OK honey, I won't be weird. I'll be whatever what you want me to be.
[Lester kisses Carolyn wildly, then looks at the Real Estate King]
Lester Burnham: We have a very healthy relationship.

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.

Lester Burnham: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

[at the dinner table]
Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

FiZor · 04-01-2007, 13:15

MATRIX

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

mondo_bobo · 04-07-2007, 02:52

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Ricky Fitts: It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.

InoxFire · 04-07-2007, 13:17

jel vam poznato ovo:
And there was, this one time...

king_arthur · 04-13-2007, 11:17

evo ja cu iskoristiti ovaj topic da ne otvaram novi za citate iz serija...pošto ja više gledam serije nego filmove...
pa evo jedan iz meni najLEGENDARNIJE NAJBOLJE SERIJE IKAD SNIMLJENE (i nažalost nakon 10 godina prestala sa snimanjem) pa evo:
Stargate SG1 (neznam sad tocno koja sezona al mislim da je 6 , sad neznam koja epizoda...)

Sam Carter: You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.

i jos jedan:
nemam pojma koja sezona i nemam pojma koja epizoda!

Colonel: It's time for Plan B.
Capt.: We have a Plan B?
Colonel: No, but it's time for one.

zoran.milk · 05-12-2008, 18:14

Kill Bill

Bill: Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic.
The Bride: Bill, it's your baby.