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Staro 03-11-2008, 09:30   #1 (permalink)
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ADSL - absint dupli sa ledom
POP - popij odmah pivo
IMAP - imaš mala amstel pivo
VGA - veliki gutljaj amara
LCD - lako cugam domaću
COM1 - curo odmah meni jednu
COM2 - curo odmah meni dvije
LPT - ležerno pijem travaricu
DIMM - daj i meni martini
TCP/IP - tri crna piva / i pelinkovac
DHCP - dva hladna crna piva
WINS - vina ima, natoči svima
ASP - ajmo svi pit'
SLIP - sad litru i pelinkovac
PPP - pijem pivo popodne
DVD - daj vodu drugima
ISA - idu stari alkoši
GPS - gorki pelinkovac svima
GIS - gorki i stella
ODBC - odnesi dva ballantinesa curama
DNS - daj nam sol-a
ARP - ajmo radije piti
PAP - prekaljeni alkoholičari piju
ADO - alkohol dolazi odmah
.NET - neka etanol teče
IRC - Ipak Rakiju Curama
PHP - Pošalji Hladno Pivo
HTTP - Hocu Tamno Toceno Pivo
CGI - Cirkaj Game Ipak
SCSI - Svi Cugamo Sipaj Isto
AGP - Alkohol Gospoda Piju
DDR - Donesi Domaću Rakiju
MIRC - Ma ipak rakiju curama
ICQ - isključivo rakiju qpujem
FTP - fermentaciju toplo preporučujem
UTP - uveliko tekilu pijem
DSL - duplu sauzu lemam
AGP - Ajde gruni pivo
FTP - Fermentacija točenog piva
TELNET - Točena efikasno litra noću eliminiše tegobe
PERL - Ponesi evo rakije litru
PING - Pivna industrija nikad gora
WWW - Votka vodi vandalizmu
3D - 3 domaće
GPRS - Gulimo prvo rakiju subotom
WAP - Veoma alkoholno piće
CNC - Cijele Noći Cugam
URL - Unicum Radi Lepo
JS - Jagermajster Sipaj
HTML - Hladan Tuborg Mamurluk Liječi
USB - Uspi Strejt Burbon
JPG - Jedno Pivo Gospođici
DSL - Daj Svima Lozu
P2P - Pošalji 2 Piva
CSS - Cugaj Samo Smirnoff
DOS - Daj Opet Smirnoff
CPU - Cirkaj Pivo Uvijek
HDD - Hajde Domaću Donesi
ISDN - Isto Samo Duplo Natoči
PDF - Pijemo Do Fajrunta
TTF - Toci Tu Finlandiju
UPS - Udri Po Šljivovici
UTF8 - Uspi Točenih Fostersa 8
WIN XP - Votku Isključivo Na EKS Pijem
ZIP - Ženama Ipak Pivo
PPD - Pelinkovac Prvo Donesi
MySQL - Metaxu Jednu Stavi Kocku Leda
ISDN - Idi Sestro Donesi Niksičko
CABLE - Cevcim Absint Bijuci Ludu Esmeraldu (stanje zvano koma)
T3 - Tuborga Tri
LOL - Laško Olvejz Laško
VoIP - Vinjak odmah ispij pijanduro
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slovo Q se čita KU

qpujem = kupujem
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Staro 03-11-2008, 10:57   #4 (permalink)
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a C se čita kao R?
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a C se čita kao R?
BTW. piše se rječnik

Pazi ga sad sto on mene prca


P.S. I gdje vidis da pise RIJECNIK :P
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A ja ovdje vidim 4 batine samo za tebe!
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No djeco smirite se
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Zasto mi se ispricavas Gazda?

Za salu?

Onda se i ja tebi duboko ispricavam!
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