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Staro 10-31-2007, 08:49   #1 (permalink)
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U jednom gradu je nedavno otvoren ducan u kojemu zene mogu izabrati i kupiti supruga.
Na ulazu su izlozena "uputstva za upotrebu"

- Mozete posjetiti ducan SAMO JEDAN PUT
- Postoji 6 katova i karakteristike muskaraca se poboljsavaju sto se vise penjete
- Mozete izabrati bilo kojeg muskarca na katu na kojem se nalazite, ili se popeti na sljedeci.
- Nemozete se vratiti na kat ispod.

Jedna zena odluci da ode posjetiti ducan i da nadje partnera.
Na vratima prvog kata pise:
''Ovi muskarci imaju posao''
I zena se odluci popesti na sljedeci kat
Na vratima drugog kata pise:
''Ovi muskarci imaju posao i vole djecu''
I zena se odluci popesti na sljedeci kat
Na vratima treceg kata pise:
''Ovi muskarci imaju posao, vole djecu, i nevjerojatno su zgodni.''
Wow, pomisli zena, ali odluci se jos popeti
Na vratima cetvrtog kata pise:
''Ovi muskarci imaju posao, vole djecu, nevjerojatno su zgodni i pomazu u kucnim poslovima''
Nevjerojatno, pomisli zena, tesko se moze oduprijeti da ne udje, ali ipak se odluci da ode na sljedeci kat.
Na vratima petog kata pise :
''Ovi muskarci imaju posao, vole djecu, nevjerojatno su zgodni, pomazu u kucnim poslovima i vrlo su romanticni''
Zena razmislja da li da udje, ali ipak odluci otici na sesti kat.
Na vratima sestog kata pise:
Posjetiteljica ste br. 31.456.012 , na ovom katu nema muskaraca, ovaj kat postoji da bi se pokazalo koliko je nemoguce zadovoljiti jednu zenu.
Hvala vam sto ste posjetili nas ducan.


Preko puta tog ducana je otvoren jedan u kojemu muskarci mogu naci i kupiti suprugu. Pravila su ista kao i u prethodnom ducanu.

Na prvom su katu zene koje vole sex.
Na drugom su katu zene koje vole sex, i ne traze previse.
katovi od treceg do sestog JOS NIKAD NISU BILI POSJECENI.
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