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Staro 03-03-2008, 14:14   #1 (permalink)
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Uobičajeno i živjeli su sretno do kraja života...
Novovjencani par bio je u braku dva tjedna.
Muz, iako jako zaljubljen nije mogao docekati da izadje van i zatulumari sa svojim prijateljima. Pa je rekao svojoj novoj zeni, Draga, vracam se odmah.
"Gdje ces duso?" pitala je zena.
"Idem u kafic ljepotice. Idem na pivo!
Zena je rekla, "Zelis pivo ljubavi?"
Otvorila je vrata frizidera i pokazala mu 25 razlicitih vrsta piva iz 12 raznih zemalja: Njemacke, Nizozemske, Japana, Indije, itd.

Muz nije znao sto da napravi i jedino sto mu je palo na pamet da kaze bilo je,

"Da malena..ali u kaficu...znas...imaju ledene case..."
Nije stigao ni zavrsiti recenicu kada ga je zena prekinula govoreci,
"Zelis ledenu casu najdrazi?
Uzela je veliku kriglu iz zamrzivaca, ledenu tako da se najezila cim ju je uzela u ruke. Muz, vec pomalo blijed je rekao,
"Da, dusice, ali u kaficu imaju i one super grickalice... Necu dugo, odmah cu se vratiti. Obacajem. OK?"
"Zelis grickalice medeni?"
Otvorila je ormaric i pocela vaditi chips, kikiriki, kokice...
"Ali mila moja... u kaficu... znas... psuju i govore ruzne rijeci.
"Zelis ruzne rijeci, kretenu? Popij svoje jebeno pivo u svojoj jebenoj ledenoj krigli i pojedi te jebene grickalice, ti si sada ozenjen i nigdje ti ne ides! Jasno, supcino?"

I zivjeli su sretno do kraja zivota....
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Staro 03-03-2008, 16:00   #2 (permalink)
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Novovjencani par bio je u braku dva tjedna.
Muz, iako jako zaljubljen nije mogao docekati da izadje van i zatulumari sa svojim prijateljima. Pa je rekao svojoj novoj zeni, Draga, vracam se odmah.
"Gdje ces duso?" pitala je zena.
"Idem u kafic ljepotice. Idem na pivo!
Zena je rekla, "Zelis pivo ljubavi?"
Otvorila je vrata frizidera i pokazala mu 25 razlicitih vrsta piva iz 12 raznih zemalja: Njemacke, Nizozemske, Japana, Indije, itd.

Muz nije znao sto da napravi i jedino sto mu je palo na pamet da kaze bilo je,

"Da malena..ali u kaficu...znas...imaju ledene case..."
Nije stigao ni zavrsiti recenicu kada ga je zena prekinula govoreci,
"Zelis ledenu casu najdrazi?
Uzela je veliku kriglu iz zamrzivaca, ledenu tako da se najezila cim ju je uzela u ruke. Muz, vec pomalo blijed je rekao,
"Da, dusice, ali u kaficu imaju i one super grickalice... Necu dugo, odmah cu se vratiti. Obacajem. OK?"
"Zelis grickalice medeni?"
Otvorila je ormaric i pocela vaditi chips, kikiriki, kokice...
"Ali mila moja... u kaficu... znas... psuju i govore ruzne rijeci.
"Zelis ruzne rijeci, kretenu? Popij svoje jebeno pivo u svojoj jebenoj ledenoj krigli i pojedi te jebene grickalice, ti si sada ozenjen i nigdje ti ne ides! Jasno, supcino?"

I zivjeli su sretno do kraja zivota....
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Staro 03-03-2008, 21:26   #7 (permalink)
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Staro 03-06-2008, 08:49   #8 (permalink)
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jeb ga ne stignem sve pročitat, nisam vidio pa sam stavio
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Staro 03-06-2008, 19:29   #9 (permalink)
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