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Staro 05-17-2008, 11:47   #1 (permalink)
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1. Uključite radio. Kada član komisije krene da ugasi radio, udarite ga po ruci.

2. Trubite svemu i svačemu.

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10. Iščupajte retrovizor i onda zamolite instruktora da pridrži retrovizor za vas.
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