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Staro 02-25-2008, 10:25   #1 (permalink)
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Muž i žena imaju 25 godišnjicu braka.
Muž pita ženu, s čim da je obraduje na godišnjicu.
A žena će: "Izvedi me u striptiz bar.
baš bih rado vidjela striptizete, kako se svlače."

Pa kaže muž :"Što ćeš tamo?
Takvi lokali su samo za pohotljivce, koji dolaze gledati ženske i
teče im voda na njih ."

Žena ustraje: "Pa svejedno bi htjela vidjeti i, jer sam znala da
si stidljiv, ja sam vec kupila karte."
"Pa neka bude" - muž jedva pristane.

Kada su došli u bar, u garderobi ostave stvari ,
kaže garderobijerka:
"Dobar dan gospon Lojzek".

Žena ga pogleda, a muž brzo objasni da je to kćerka od kolege.
Kada su se smjestili za stol konobar pozdravi :
"Dobar dan, gospon Lojzek".

Žena ga ljutito pogleda, a muž će brzo:
"Ah, draga, taj je bio konobar u našoj menzi na poslu."
Žena ga je gledala sa strane i jedva mu povjeruje.

Predstava počne i striptizeta se svlači.
Dođe do hlačica i pita:
"A tko će mi danas skinuti hlačice?"

I cijeli bar se razdere u jedan glas :"Lojzek!!!!".

Žena pobjesni i ljutito ode iz bara.

Muž za njom sav nesretan:
"Draga, to su mi podmetnuli !
Te ljude uopće ne poznajem!
Ljubavi moja!
Vjeruj mi, molim te!"

Žena sjedne u taksi, muž je jedva stigne i sjedne u taksi.
Kad su se smjestili u taksi, taksist pozdravi:
"Dobar dan gospon Lojzek. Što Vam je danas?

Toliko dobrih kurvi smo vozili, a danas izaberete takvu staru
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