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Staro 03-02-2008, 11:44   #1 (permalink)
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U svijetu se kaze :" Dragi kolega, dugo se nismo vidjeli "
U Bosni se kaze :" Sta ima, pi*ka ti materina! "

U svijetu se kaze: " Gospodin je veoma obrazovan "
U Bosni se kaze :" On je peder "

U svijetu se kaze: " Izvini, ali malo sam te duze cekao "
U Bosni se kaze :" Pa gdje si ti , je*o te "

U svijetu se kaze: " Mislim da niste dobro sagledali sve aspekte ugovora " .
U Bosni se kaze :" Je*em te corava "

U svijetu se kaze: " Mora da se salite "
U Bosni se kaze :" Seres "

U svijetu se kaze: " Informacija koju imate ne odgovara cinjenicnom stanju "
U Bosni se kaze: "Jedi govna "

U svijetu se kaze: " Prijatno "
U Bosni se kaze: " Disi malo "

U svijetu se kaze: " Vasa sekretarica je vrlo simpaticna "
U Bosni se kaze: "Jel, je*es li to? "

U svijetu se kaze: " Koju funkciju gospodin ima u firmi? "
U Bosni se kaze: " Koji je on ku*ac? "

U svijetu se kaze: " Trenutno nismo zainteresirani za reklamu "
U Bosni se kaze: " Koji ce mi ku*ac reklama? "

U svijetu se kaze: " Smatram da njegovo misljenje ne treba uvaziti "
U Bosni se kaze: " Ko ga je*e "

U svijetu se kaze: " Ovaj projekat je lako ostvarljiv "
U Bosni se kaze: " To je pi*kin dim "

U svijetu se kaze: " Nismo u mogucnosti da vam damo robu na odlozeno placanje"
U Bosni se kaze: " Dam to ku*ac na odlozeno "

U svijetu se kaze: " Taj zakon ne treba uvazavati "
U Bosni se kaze: " Ma je*es zakon "

U svijetu se kaze: " On nema mnogo uticaja "
U Bosni se kaze: " Moze mi ga popusiti "

U svijetu se kaze: " Hvala "
U Bosni se kaze: " (u BiH taj izraz ne postoji u rijecniku) "

U svijetu se kaze: " Izvinite "
U Bosni se kaze: " Je*i ga "

U svijetu se kaze: " Necu "
U Bosni se kaze: " Hocu ku*ac "

U svijetu se kaze: " Zasto odbijate daljnju suradnju? "
U Bosni se kaze: "Koji ti je ku*ac?"

U svijetu se kaze: " Nebi se slozio sa Vama ".
U Bosni se kaze :" Je*o ti tu pricu " .
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ovo je dobro
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Staro 03-03-2008, 14:37   #3 (permalink)
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ovo sam vec negdje vidjela...ali
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Najžalosnije je što je to stvarno tako. Često sam u Bosni tako da ih "jako dobro razumijem"!
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Staro 03-04-2008, 20:53   #5 (permalink)
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Hahahaha i ja sam dosta u BiH i mogu rec da to nije vic vec stvarnost
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tako je..i ja kad sam u bosni to tako čujem....a tako se priča i kod nas...hehe
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