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Idu dva brokera ulicom jedan nosi 100.000 kn u koferu i naiđu na govno, kaže ovaj s lovom ajd ga pojedi dam ti ovih 100.000 kn.

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Idu malo dalje i opet govno, kaže sad ovaj njemu ajd sad i ti pojedi pa ja tebi dam 100.000 kn i ovaj pojede i uzme novac, malo zastane i pita:

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