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Staro 10-28-2007, 19:03   #51 (permalink)
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Pita mala deva mamu devu:
- Mama, a zašto mi imamo dvije grbe?
- Pa, sine, to ti je zato kad hodamo pustinjom da ne budemo žedni!
- Aha.
I šuti mali 5 minuta pa opet pita mamu:
- Mama, a zašto mi imamo duge trepavice?
- Pa, sine, to ti je onda kad hodamo pustinjom i kada puše vjetar, da nam pijesak ne ulazi u o?i.
- Aha.
I mali zašuti na pet minuta i opet:
- Mama, a zašto mi imamo papke na nogama?
- To ti je zato da kada hodamo pustinjom, ne propadnemo u pijesak!
- Aha.
I mali ušuti i zamisli se duboko i nakon pet minuta evo njega opet:
- Mama? ... A dobro, a što mi onda radimo u zoološkom vrtu???
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Staro 10-28-2007, 22:02   #53 (permalink)
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Tata, šta je to peder?
- Ovako, bili ti jednom Haso i ja u ?uzi zbog šverca cigara. Bilo nam dosadno pa smo skontali da se kartamo, pa ko dobije, kresne, a ko izgubi, bi?e kresnut. I tako dobio Haso prvu partiju, a ja se naguzim po dogovoru. Dobio on i drugu, i tre?u.

E, ?etvrtu sam ja dobio i onda Haso kaže: "Meni se više ne igra". E, vidiš, to ti je, sine, peder!
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Staro 12-26-2007, 21:27   #55 (permalink)
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