Go Back   > ZABAVA > Vicevi
Vicevi I tako ide Mujo do crvenkapavice i putem sretne zlatnu ribicu koja mu kaže: pusti me i odvest ću te kod plavuše :)

Tags: ,

Reply
 
LinkBack Opcije Teme Način Prikaza

Cobanica Mara
Staro 11-09-2007, 22:58   #1 (permalink)
Left is my middle name
 
InoxFire's Avatar
 
InoxFire je prisutan trenutno
Registriran: Feb 2007
Lokacija: Brdovec!
Postovi: 13,316
InoxFire has much to be proud ofInoxFire has much to be proud ofInoxFire has much to be proud ofInoxFire has much to be proud ofInoxFire has much to be proud ofInoxFire has much to be proud ofInoxFire has much to be proud ofInoxFire has much to be proud ofInoxFire has much to be proud of
Nivo Reputacije: 30
Send a message via ICQ to InoxFire Send a message via MSN to InoxFire Send a message via Yahoo to InoxFire
Uobičajeno Cobanica Mara

Cobanica Mara napunila 15 godina i pocelo je nesto strasno svrbjeti
izmedju nogu.
Sta ce kud ce, ispovjedi se popu. Pop ne zna kud bi od neprilike te
joj kaze:
- Znas Maro to je tebi tamo dolje uletjela muha. Meskolji se pa te
to svrbi. To ti treba netko sto prije istjerati iznutra.
- A sto vi to ne bi uradili pope?
- A ja ne smijem, ja sam svesteno lice. Nadji nekog svog u selu.
Putem kuci naidje na Zivadina gdje kopa. Objasni mu svoju nevolju, ali
on joj odbije pomoci izgovarajuci se na starost.
Dalje je srela Milisava medjutim i on joj odbije pomoci jer mu je zena
u blizini.
Kad je dosla kuci posalje je mati u planinu cuvati ovce. Kad tamo na
planini Danilo cobanin, 20 godina, neozenjen, ko od brda odvaljen.
- Zdravo Maro.
- Zdravo Danilo.
- Sta te muci Maro.
- Eto uletjela mi tamo dolje neka muva pa se meskolji, mene svrbi ne
znam sto cu od muke.
- Dobro Maro da si se meni obratilia. Ja sam ti za te stvari
strucnjak. Nego, skini se.
Skine se Mara do pola, gleda Danilo sise i sve se oblizuje.
- Skini se skroz - veli.
Skine se ona sirotica skroz.
- Lezi, veli joj on.
Ona sta ce, legne. Rasiri noge. Rasiri ona noge. Vise ih rasiri. Ona
se skroz raskreci.
Nato on skine gace i posere se pola metra nize.
- Nu, ako je ovo ne izmami, nece nista.
__________________

Tužibaba - "Lijecimo frustracije za dobrobit nacije"

Svaki dan nove slike! Teta dana | Frajer dana | Slike dana | Smiješne slike

Igrice - Igraj igrice
  Reply With Quote

Odg: Cobanica Mara
Staro 11-10-2007, 07:22   #2 (permalink)
Urednica na portalu
 
Coolerica's Avatar
 
Coolerica je odsutan trenutno
Registriran: Feb 2007
Lokacija: Zagreb
Postovi: 21,112
Coolerica has a brilliant futureCoolerica has a brilliant futureCoolerica has a brilliant futureCoolerica has a brilliant futureCoolerica has a brilliant futureCoolerica has a brilliant futureCoolerica has a brilliant futureCoolerica has a brilliant futureCoolerica has a brilliant futureCoolerica has a brilliant futureCoolerica has a brilliant future
Nivo Reputacije: 58
Uobičajeno Odg: Cobanica Mara

hahahaha
__________________
Inox, JA i Cooly na moru


  Reply With Quote

Odg: Cobanica Mara
Staro 11-10-2007, 19:04   #3 (permalink)
ja
Inox fan

 
ja's Avatar
 
ja je odsutan trenutno
Registriran: May 2007
Lokacija: Sisak
Postovi: 18,755
ja has much to be proud ofja has much to be proud ofja has much to be proud ofja has much to be proud ofja has much to be proud ofja has much to be proud ofja has much to be proud ofja has much to be proud ofja has much to be proud of
Nivo Reputacije: 45
Send a message via MSN to ja Send a message via Yahoo to ja Send a message via Skype™ to ja
Uobičajeno Odg: Cobanica Mara

lol.
__________________
DOJAJA GRAD <---Klik
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Opcije Teme
Način Prikaza

Pravila Postanja
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Pređi Na



Vremenska Zona je GMT +1. Trenutno je 17:24 sati.



Powered by vBulletin Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0
Croatian Translation ©2006, Big-Smoke.
SeoMag
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
Advertisement System V2.1 By   Branden
Copyright © 2005-2008. dojaja.biz. Sva prava pridržana.


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85