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Staro 06-05-2007, 03:09   #11 (permalink)
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Kad dijabeticari umiru?


kad je najsladje...
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Sta imaju zajedno Lady Di i mobitel?

Oba crknu u tunelu.
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Pricaju dva grobara kakve koji voli leseve. Jedan kaze:
- meni su najdraze svjeze zene koje stoje jedan dan, pa su jos onako tople. Kaze drugi:
- meni su najdraze zene koje stoje mjesec dana, pa ih otkopam a one onako ukocene.
Kaze treci:
- ja uopce ne gledam na spol, najvise volim mrtvace koji stoje godinu dana, pa kad ih otkopam, gdje god gurnes - rupa!
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Veli mali Ivica dedi:

- Deda, deda, daj da ti ga primim.
- Pa jesil ti normalan Ivice, šta ti je!?
- Ali dedaa. daj da ti ga bar popušim.
- Ma ajde Ivice jesi lud!?
- Ma daj deda, napravit ću bilo šta samo mi ga makni iz guzice......
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Posjeti Hitler aušvic i Hans ga dočeka da mu pokaže neke nove stvari...
I tako njih dvojica šeću kad Hitler pita Hansa:

- "Danas zrak tako miriše, podsijeća me na mamine karamele"
A hans mu kaže
- "Nisu karamele, spaljujemo šećeraše!!!"
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Staro 06-05-2007, 17:53   #16 (permalink)
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Na rubu provalije stoji Hitler, a pored njega jato Jevreja. Proziva Adolf jednog po jednog:
• "Raširi ruke!" - gurne prvog.
• "Digni ruke!" - gurne drugog.
• "Ruke uz telo!" - gurne tre?eg...
Prilazi mu Gebels:
• "Adolfe, zajebi tetris, imaš telefon.".
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Kaže sin?i? majci:
• Mama, mama, stiglo je prole?e!
• Otkud znaš, sine?
• Eno, visi baba u kupatilu!
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Komandant je dobio nare?enje da priop?i vojniku Petrovi?u da mu je majka umrla, ali su mu skrenuli pažnju da to kaže na fin na?in. I tako došao komandant u ?etu i postrojio ih:
• Svi koji imaju majku neka iskora?e... A GDE SI TI POŠ'O PETROVI?U?!!!
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Koja je sli?nost izme?u medicinskih sestara i leševa?
I na jedne i na druge se pale bolesnici.
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