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Vicevi I tako ide Mujo do crvenkapavice i putem sretne zlatnu ribicu koja mu kaže: pusti me i odvest ću te kod plavuše :)

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Otac s k?eri oti?e kod frizera,

Usput kupi k?erkici pizzu.
Dok se tata ?i?ao mala jede pizzu i pribli?i se do brice i gleda ga.
Brico ?e: imat ?e? dlaka na pici.
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Vrati se zena s ljecnickog pregleda gdje su joj rekli da ce zivjeti jos
samo 12 sati, pa kaze muzu da bi voljela da se za poslednji put ljube
divlje i strasno, citavu noc, a muz odgovara:
- Lako je tebi pricat', ti se sutra ne dizes ...
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Staro 08-14-2007, 15:57   #53 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by total eclipse
Iso slijepac ulicom i slucajno stapom udario invalida bez ruku:
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- oces da ti opalim samar
kaze slijepac:
- bas bi to volio vidjet.
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svaka ?ast, od kud to izvla?ite??!!
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Jedan ?ovjek se nije osje?ao dobro, pa ode lije?niku na sistematski pregled. Kad je lije?nik izašao sa rezultatima, upita ga ?ovjek:
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- Deset? ?ega? Mjeseci? Tjedana? ?ega?
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