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Staro 06-28-2008, 06:39   #1 (permalink)
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Pita inspekcija radnika u crnogorskoj fabrici:
- Koliko ljudi ovdje radi?
- Sa šefom - deset.
- A bez šefa?
- A, bogumi, bez šefa - niko!


Što neće ptičja gripa u Crnu Goru?
Ne smiju labudovi među sokolove.

Što za Crnogorca znači poslovica: "Nikad nije kasno"?
Uvijek je rano, jado, uvijek!


Pita Crvenkapa baku:
- Bako, bako, a zašto su ti tako velike uši i nos? I zašto imaš brkove? - E, to ti je zato, unuko moja, što sam ja Crnogorka.


Zauzet muški WC i Crnogorac uđe u ženski.
Naiđe žena i viknu:
- Ujuj! !
A Crnogorac će:
- Ne boj se, držim ga.


Koji je najprodavaniji poklon za 8. mart u Crnoj Gori?
- Aparat za brijanje.


Kada je bio posljednji zemljotres u Crnoj Gori?
- Kada su Crnogorci uzeli lopate, a zemlja pukla od smijeha.


Gledala dvojica Crnogoraca trku na 200 metara. Svi trče, samo je jedan zaostao. Kaže prvi Crnogorac:
- A viđu kukavice, đe je jadan zaostao.
Drugi odgovori:
- Muči, čoče, a da to ti je naš Crnogorac.
Na to će opet prvi Crnogorac:
- A viđu sokola đe poćera onoliku gomilu!


Šta je to: Ima dvije glave i isto misli, a šest nogu?
-Pa, Crnogorac na magarcu!

Vrati se Crnogorac sa poslovnog puta, ugleda ženu s drugim čovjekom u krevetu i vikne:
- A viđu budale, čini tuđi posâ!!!

Zašto Crnogorac mrzi psa?
Uvijek mu zauzme hladovinu.



Dobio Crnogorac prvu penziju. Gleda je on i kaže:
- E, oca im! Za isti rad dobio sam dvostruko manje para!


Što je najteže Crnogorcu da uradi kad ustane iz kreveta?
Da prebaci ordenje sa pidžame na sako.


Spavao Crnogorac sa ženom, stavio kondom i gas-masku. Žena se začudi, pa ga pita:

- Dobro što si stavio kondom, a što stavi gas-masku?
Crnogorac odgovori:
- E, ženo, ne znaš ti kako smrdi kad se guma zapali!

Odbili Crnogorci stolicu u Ujedinjenim nacijama. Hoće ležaj



Kaže Crnogorac svom kolegi:
- Danas sam radio!
A ovaj će:
- Nemoj zezati! A đe ti je antena?
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Šta je to: Ima dvije glave i isto misli, a šest nogu?
-Pa, Crnogorac na magarcu!
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