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Staro 03-11-2008, 17:20   #131 (permalink)
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Staro 03-11-2008, 17:39   #132 (permalink)
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Skoro sam se upiskila od smijeha.. Zasluzujes rep+ i dobit ces ga samo kad ti budem opet mogla dati
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Staro 03-11-2008, 17:44   #133 (permalink)
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Staro 03-11-2008, 20:50   #134 (permalink)
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Staro 03-11-2008, 20:53   #135 (permalink)
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Padne ToČkIcA treći put ispit,i sretne JA.
Pita JA: i, kako si prošla?
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Staro 03-11-2008, 21:35   #136 (permalink)
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Staro 03-11-2008, 21:39   #137 (permalink)
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Otišli Inox i Morsky na višednevno pecanje. U neko doba noći probudi se Inox i reče Morskome:
• O, dragi Morsky, pogledaj ovo noćno nebo nad nama i reci mi šta zaključuješ?
• Pa, sa astronomskog stanovišta, vidim nebrojeno mnogo zvijezda. Sa meteorološkog stanovišta po čistom zvjezdanom nebu vidim da će sutra biti vedar i sunčan dan. A sa religiozne točke gledišta uviđam koliko je Bog veliki i koliko smo mi sitni pred njim.
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• Pogrešno, moj dragi Morsky, sasvim pogrešno. Neko nam je drpio šator.
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Staro 03-11-2008, 22:01   #138 (permalink)
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Bravooooo!!!
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Staro 03-11-2008, 22:19   #139 (permalink)
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Ahahahahaahahahahaha JA super!!
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Staro 03-12-2008, 09:59   #140 (permalink)
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Dođe Inox kod doktora da se požali na ženu Leonu, pa kaže:

- Gospon doktor, ja stvarno ne znam što da radim! Ja i žena već duže vrijeme ne radimo one stvari!
- Pa dovedite je da ja popričam s njom

I tako sutradan, Inox dovede ženu Leonu kod doktora. Doktor je primi i počne razgovor.

- Dobar dan, gospođo!
- Dobar dan, doktore!
- Vaš muž mi je rekao da već duže vrijeme niste imali seksualne odnose! Zašto?
- Joj znate, doktore, ja ujutro krenem na posao i vozi me susjed Morsky. Onda me on pita Čuj, buš mi platila za benzin ili što? i ja onda moram ono ili što! Zakasnim na posao i meni gazda kaže Hoćeš da ti dam otkaz ili što? i ja moram ono ili što! Vraćam se sa posla i opet me vozi susjed Morsky koji opet pita Budeš mi platila za benzin ili što? i ja onda opet moram ono ili što. I kad dođem kući, ja stvarno ne mogu više!

Na to će doktor:

- Pa, hoćete li da to kažemo vašem mužu ILI ŠTO?
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