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Staro 03-12-2008, 11:34   #141 (permalink)
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Ahhahahahahahhaha super super
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Staro 03-12-2008, 14:16   #142 (permalink)
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hehe...zakon su....JA...morsky i cooly...dobili ste rep+.....
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Staro 03-12-2008, 15:35   #143 (permalink)
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Dođe Inox kod doktora da se požali na ženu Leonu, pa kaže:

- Gospon doktor, ja stvarno ne znam što da radim! Ja i žena već duže vrijeme ne radimo one stvari!
- Pa dovedite je da ja popričam s njom

I tako sutradan, Inox dovede ženu Leonu kod doktora. Doktor je primi i počne razgovor.

- Dobar dan, gospođo!
- Dobar dan, doktore!
- Vaš muž mi je rekao da već duže vrijeme niste imali seksualne odnose! Zašto?
- Joj znate, doktore, ja ujutro krenem na posao i vozi me susjed Morsky. Onda me on pita Čuj, buš mi platila za benzin ili što? i ja onda moram ono ili što! Zakasnim na posao i meni gazda kaže Hoćeš da ti dam otkaz ili što? i ja moram ono ili što! Vraćam se sa posla i opet me vozi susjed Morsky koji opet pita Budeš mi platila za benzin ili što? i ja onda opet moram ono ili što. I kad dođem kući, ja stvarno ne mogu više!

Na to će doktor:

- Pa, hoćete li da to kažemo vašem mužu ILI ŠTO?
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Staro 03-12-2008, 15:36   #144 (permalink)
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Staro 03-13-2008, 19:53   #145 (permalink)
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Dođe Morsky kod doktora Inoxa.
Morsky: doktore, mislim da sam trudan!
Inox: kako "trudan".
Morsky: pa lijepo, imam sve simptome.Jutarnje mučnine, vrtoglavica,
povraća mi se.
Inox: ali Morsky, pa vi nemate maternicu, i ne možete biti trudni.
Morsky: baš toga se i bojim, "izvanmaterične trudnoće"!!!!!
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Staro 03-15-2008, 20:44   #146 (permalink)
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Sinu Morskom se bliži sedmi rođendan i otac Dadot ga upita:
Što želiš da ti tata kupi za rođendan ?
OB tampone !-vikne Morsky sav sretan.
Pa što će ti, pobogu, OB tamponi ?
S njima mogu plivati, voziti bicikl, igrati tenis, a još ništa od toga ne znam!!!
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Staro 03-15-2008, 21:24   #147 (permalink)
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Staro 03-15-2008, 22:19   #148 (permalink)
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Ahahahahahahahaha.. Super
Rep+ ne zbog toga sto su vicevi super, nego sto se znas saliti na svoj racun
(rep+ dobis sutra jer sam danas previse podjelila )
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kupio morsky mercedes i sad on dode na autocestu..
i vozi on tako i upali radio
a na radiu obavijest:
obavijestavaju se vozaci da budu oprezni u prometu jer jedan ludak vozi pogresnom stranom,
a morsky ce na to:
ma sto jedan ludak, ma na hiljade..


evo morsky kad je tvoj racun otvoren pa da se i ja nasalim
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