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Staro 03-16-2008, 22:20   #161 (permalink)
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Otišli morsky i arwen na medeni mjesec. Kada su posli kući otisli platiti recepcionaru.
RECEPCIONAR: jakuzi:400 eura.
MORSKY: nisam ga koristio.
RECEPCIONAR: jebiga moga si.Bazen 300 eura.
MORSKY: nisam ga koristio.
RECEPCIONAR: jebiga moga si.
MORSKY:sad sve to u pola cijene.
RECEPCIONAR: kako to?
MORSKY: jeba si mi arwen.
RECEPCIONAR: nisam.
MORSKY: jebiga moga si !!!!!!!!!

evo morsky...si happy??...




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Staro 03-16-2008, 22:40   #162 (permalink)
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Pita mali morsky tetu tockicu:
- Tetka tockica, zašto ti nemaš djecu?
- Nije mi ih roda donijela.
- Pa što se onda nisi kresnula s nekom drugom životinjom?
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Staro 03-16-2008, 22:46   #163 (permalink)
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Vraća se morsky kući i s vrata govori:
- "Tata, mama danas me učitelj po prvi put pohvalio!"
Tata:
- "Super, a šta je rekao?"
morsky:
- "Rekao je: svi ste vi djeco magarci a ti morsky si najveći."
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Staro 03-17-2008, 13:57   #164 (permalink)
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Pita mali morsky tetu tockicu:
- Tetka tockica, zašto ti nemaš djecu?
- Nije mi ih roda donijela.
- Pa što se onda nisi kresnula s nekom drugom životinjom?

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Staro 03-17-2008, 15:31   #165 (permalink)
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Pita mala JA mamu: 'Mama, mogu li s pharaophom u kino ići gledati film?'
mama: 'Koji? Horor, ne može-ti bi se bojala, on bi te zagrlio, ljubić-tad bi se počeli grliti i maziti.'
JA: 'A komediju?'
mama: 'E to može!'
Vrati se JA iz kina i pita je mama kako je bilo.
JA: 'Joj mama, da me pharaoph nije držao tamo dolje, ja bih se upiškila od smijeha!'


Quote: Originally Posted by DjMano View Post
Pita mali morsky tetu tockicu:
- Tetka tockica, zašto ti nemaš djecu?
- Nije mi ih roda donijela.
- Pa što se onda nisi kresnula s nekom drugom životinjom?


Quote: Originally Posted by DjMano View Post
Vraća se morsky kući i s vrata govori:
- "Tata, mama danas me učitelj po prvi put pohvalio!"
Tata:
- "Super, a šta je rekao?"
morsky:
- "Rekao je: svi ste vi djeco magarci a ti morsky si najveći."



Ekipo ludi ste

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Staro 03-17-2008, 15:34   #166 (permalink)
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Staro 03-17-2008, 15:38   #167 (permalink)
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Prometni policajac zaustavlja automobil zbog prekoračenja brzine.
"Gospodine vozili ste 140 km/h a dozvoljeno je 100."
inox se poče braniti:
"Pa ne znam baš je li bilo tako. Programirao sam na "cruise control" da
vozim 100 km/h.
Možda vaš radar nije skoro atestiran?"
Ne dižući pogled, njegova žena..(cooly) koja je sjedila pored njega i štrikala
reče:
"Ne budi lud dušo, pa znaš da naš auto nema "cruise control".
Dok je policajac pisao kaznu, inox se okrenu prema svojoj cooly i zaurla:
"Možeš li ti držati jezik za zubima nekada?"
cooly se osmjehnu i reče:
"Možeš biti sretan što te je "radar detector" opomenuo na vrijeme,
pa si sa 200 usporio na 140 km/h."
Tada policajac poče pisati i drugu kaznu zbog ilegalnog posjedovanja
"radar
detectora",
a vozač se prodera na cooly:
"Prokleta ženo, šutiš li ti ikada? Začepi gubicu!"
Policajac pogleda dalje i reče:
"A morat ću vas kazniti i zato što niste stavili sigurnosne pojaseve!"
Tu inox poče pravdanje:
"Vidite gospodine, imao sam pojas, ali sam ga skinuo kad ste me
zaustavili
da bih izvadio vozačku dozvolu koja mi je u zadnjem džepu hlača."
Na to će cooly:
"inox, znaš i sam da nisi imao pojas, jer ti nikada ne stavljaš
sigurnosni
pojas dok voziš."
I dok je policajac počeo pisati i treću kaznu inox divljački dreknu na
cooly:
"Zašto već jednom ne ZAŠUTIŠ?"
Policajac pogleda u cooly pa je upita:
"Gospođo, razgovara li vaš suprug uvijek ovako s vama?"
A cooly će na to:
"Ne uvijek, gospodine. Samo kad je pijan."
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Staro 03-17-2008, 20:41   #168 (permalink)
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Svaka čast DjMano, ToČkIcA-super:bigl augh:
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Uče djeca u školi o ljekovima. Pita učiteljica JA djecu:
- Tko bi mi znao nabrojati neke ljekove?

veli Točkica:
- Ibuprofen za glavobolju.
- Bravo Točkice! - reče učiteljica JA.
Javi se Inox i kaže:
- Vijagra za proljev!
- Zašto Inox? - pita učiteljica JA.
- Pa svake večeri kad su moji mama i tata sami u sobi čujem mamu kako kaže tati:
- Daj si popij Viagru da ti se taj drek stvrdne!
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