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Staro 03-18-2008, 16:52   #171 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by Cooly View Post
Uče djeca u školi o ljekovima. Pita učiteljica JA djecu:
- Tko bi mi znao nabrojati neke ljekove?

veli Točkica:
- Ibuprofen za glavobolju.
- Bravo Točkice! - reče učiteljica JA.
Javi se Inox i kaže:
- Vijagra za proljev!
- Zašto Inox? - pita učiteljica JA.
- Pa svake večeri kad su moji mama i tata sami u sobi čujem mamu kako kaže tati:
- Daj si popij Viagru da ti se taj drek stvrdne!


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Staro 03-18-2008, 20:12   #172 (permalink)
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U hladu je spas!-od odmaranja još niko nije umra! Rad donosi bolest!-ne umri mlad!
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Staro 03-19-2008, 14:30   #173 (permalink)
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djmano je radio u jednom skladištu cijelo jutro i popodne a navečer je odlazio u teretanu. Njegova žena...(leona) je mislila kako prenaporno radi i odvede ona njega u striptiz bar.
Čuvar na ulazu mu kaže:
- "E bok djmano."
leona kaže djmanu:
- "Dolaziš ti ovamo malo češće je li?"
- "Ma ne on je iz teretane."
Dođe djmano u bar i pozdravi njega konobarica:
- "Ej djmano."
Kaže mu leona:
- "A ipak ovamo dolaziš češće?"
- "Ma ne ona je isto iz teretane."
Sjednu oni za stol. Siđe striptizeta i kaže djmanu:
- "Ej djmano oćeš kao i obično ples na stolu?"
leoni postane neugodno i ode ona iz bara. djmano je za njom potrčao. Kad je sjela u taksi djmano potrči i uskoči u taksi.leona počne vrištati. Okrene se taksist i kaže djmanu:
- "Šta si većeras izabrao lošu, bolja je bila ona o jučer."
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Staro 03-19-2008, 21:22   #174 (permalink)
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Odmaraj se danju da moreš noću spavat! Ne radi!-rad ubija!
Kad vidiš nekoga da se odmara, pomozi mu! Ne čini danas ono što možeš sutra!Radi manje nego možeš, a ono ća možeš prebaci na drugog!
U hladu je spas!-od odmaranja još niko nije umra! Rad donosi bolest!-ne umri mlad!
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Staro 03-20-2008, 07:23   #175 (permalink)
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Staro 03-20-2008, 12:46   #176 (permalink)
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Došao mali Morsky kod mame i plaće. Maaamaaa meni se piiiškiii !!! Ne plaći sine, sad će te mama odvesti da piškiš. Neću da me ti vodiš!- Dobro, onda će tata. Neću, hoću da me vodi baka Cooly! A zašto baš baka Cooly? Njoj se tresu ruke.
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Staro 03-20-2008, 21:32   #178 (permalink)
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Kad vidiš nekoga da se odmara, pomozi mu! Ne čini danas ono što možeš sutra!Radi manje nego možeš, a ono ća možeš prebaci na drugog!
U hladu je spas!-od odmaranja još niko nije umra! Rad donosi bolest!-ne umri mlad!
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Staro 03-22-2008, 10:54   #179 (permalink)
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Inox ode vidjeti i vraća se da kaže Morskom da je na vratima čovjek koji prikuplja donaciju za gradski bazen. Na to će Morsky Inoxu:
- "Pa dobro, daj mu kanister vode."
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