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Staro 06-22-2008, 22:20   #211 (permalink)
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Šetao se Zoky i odjednom naleti na dva radijatora i kaže:
-"Auuuuu..."



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- "Zoky, kako ces reci na engleskom "Mozete li me prevesti na drugu stranu ulice?"
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-"Could you translate me on the second page of the street..."
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Staro 06-22-2008, 22:32   #212 (permalink)
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how yes no?
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Staro 06-22-2008, 22:33   #213 (permalink)
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Staro 06-22-2008, 23:01   #214 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by ja View Post
Šetao se Zoky i odjednom naleti na dva radijatora i kaže:
-"Auuuuu..."



Uciteljica:
- "Zoky, kako ces reci na engleskom "Mozete li me prevesti na drugu stranu ulice?"
Zoky:
-"Could you translate me on the second page of the street..."


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Staro 06-30-2008, 15:21   #215 (permalink)
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Hehe,evo još jedne moje teme koja je ostala mjesecima pod sticky i postala je hit
Totalno sam zaboravio na ovu temu i eto idem vidjeti šta ima novoga na vicevima kad naiđem na ovo
Stvarno,imate dobroga ukusa,predobri su svi
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Staro 06-30-2008, 15:27   #216 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by ...:::ToČkIcA:::... View Post
Veli vunex dark-u:

"Sinoć sam šetao prugom i ugledao prekrasnu djevojku zavezanu za prugu...
Kad sam je oslobodio, vodili smo ljubav na nezamislive načine"

"Jel' ti pušila?"

"Nije, bolan, nisam joj mogo' naći glavu!"
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Staro 07-08-2008, 19:33   #217 (permalink)
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sta se dobije krizanjem jeza i zmije?
dva metra bodljikave zice
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Staro 07-09-2008, 11:14   #218 (permalink)
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haha
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U bar ušao Inox sa prekrasnim, šarenim papagajem na ramenu.

Barmen: Odakle ti taj stvor?

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Staro 07-09-2008, 16:51   #220 (permalink)
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:lol1:
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