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Staro 02-19-2008, 16:21   #41 (permalink)
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Bio Vunex u školi. Pitala ga učiteljica Cooly da izbroji do 10. Vunex nije znao pa dobije jedan. Kad je došao kući pita ga JA šta je učio u školi. A Vunex će:
- Brojeve do 10.
Kaže mu na to JA da izbroji do 10.
Vunex počne brojati:
- 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 i 10.
- Pa dobro, gdje ti je 1?
A Vunex će:
- Eno ga u dnevniku.

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Dosao mali vunex iz skole i pita ga tata morsky sto su ucili u skoli..

vunex odgovara da su ucili kako su ljudi nastali od majmuna.

a kaze morsky: mrshh pi*ka ti materina, ak si ti nasto od majmuna ne znaci da sam i ja
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• Dark, Cooly ne moze nikako da dobije orgazam.
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• Pa sto ne probas covjece da je ljubis po vratu ili po stomaku pa kad osjetis gdje joj najvise pase pa nastavis da je tu ljubis.
Poslje tjedan dolazi Inox kod Darka i kaze:
• Dark ne vrijedi nista ne moze da svrsi nikako.
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• Pa sto ne probas covjece dok je ti *ebes da neko mase sa lepezom i da je hladi. Zamoli Inox jednog crnca da mase lepezom dok on *ebe, Inox *ebe a crnac mase lepezom al` na kraju nista. Pa kaze crnac Inoxu:
• Sto ti ne mases malo a ja da je *ebem?
I tako bi, *ebe crnac, a Inox mase lepezom kad Cooly poce da vristi i svrsi, a Inox ce:
• E vidis ovako se mase lepezom!!
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U školi učiteljica Cooly pita Vunexa:
koliko je 2+2
Vunex:četiri!
Učiteljica:sjedi pet.
Vunex se udari dlanom po čelu "ma znao sam da je pet".

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