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Staro 02-20-2008, 22:55   #51 (permalink)
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Dode Morsky Vunexu i pita ga:
Dal ti znas kakva je razlika izmedu zahodske skoljke i tus-kabine?
Ne znam-odgovori Vunex, a Morsky ce na to: ZNACI TI SI TAJ
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Staro 02-20-2008, 22:58   #52 (permalink)
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Staro 02-21-2008, 14:42   #53 (permalink)
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Dode Morsky Vunexu i pita ga:
Dal ti znas kakva je razlika izmedu zahodske skoljke i tus-kabine?
Ne znam-odgovori Vunex, a Morsky ce na to: ZNACI TI SI TAJ
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U školi učiteljica Cooly pita Vunexa:
koliko je 2+2
Vunex:četiri!
Učiteljica:sjedi pet.
Vunex se udari dlanom po čelu "ma znao sam da je pet".

Čekaj zašto svi vievi koje nisam ja napisao ismijavaju mene?
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Staro 02-21-2008, 15:05   #54 (permalink)
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vjerojatno jer ti u svojima ismijavas druge...
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Staro 02-21-2008, 15:09   #55 (permalink)
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Veli vunex dark-u:

"Sinoć sam šetao prugom i ugledao prekrasnu djevojku zavezanu za prugu...
Kad sam je oslobodio, vodili smo ljubav na nezamislive načine"

"Jel' ti pušila?"

"Nije, bolan, nisam joj mogo' naći glavu!"
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Veli vunex dark-u:

"Sinoć sam šetao prugom i ugledao prekrasnu djevojku zavezanu za prugu...
Kad sam je oslobodio, vodili smo ljubav na nezamislive načine"

"Jel' ti pušila?"

"Nije, bolan, nisam joj mogo' naći glavu!"

a nisi fora, taj vic sam ja napisao negdje u vicevima...LOL...
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Radila se emisija o prosječnom danu hrvatskog seljaka. Došla TV ekipa na selo, zamolili Vunexa da opiše svoj dan.
Kaže on: - Ustanem u 5 sati popijem jednu rakiju, odem na ispašu, vratim se s ispaše pa onda popijem još jednu rakiju, onda odem kod Morskyog pa popijemo svak po dvije rakije.
Producent je nezadovoljan i upozori ga da je to TV emisija, pa neka ne spominje toliko alkohol, umjesto toga neka kaže da čita knjige.
Vunex će ponovo: - Ustanem u 5 sati pročitam jednu knjigu, odem na ispašu vratim se pročitam drugu knjigu, odem kod Morskyog pa pročitamo svak po dvije knjige, onda odemo u seosku knjižnicu i čitamo dok god se ne zatvori, dok nas ne izbace, a kad nas izbace onda odemo kod Inoxa jer on ima tiskaru.
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