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Staro 05-12-2007, 13:42   #1 (permalink)
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Uobičajeno i od mene vic :)
Mujo i Fata bili ve? 10 godina u braku, ali Mujo nikako nije dozvoljavao
Fati da upali svjetlo za vrijeme seksa.

Jedne ve?eri Fata iznenadi Muju i upali no?nu lampu, kad ono Mujo drži
krastavac. Fata sva u šoku pita:
- Bolan Mujo, zar si deset godina ovako išao u krevet sa mnom?Ti impotentno ?ubre!

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Re?e vila bra?nom paru:
• Za uzoran brak od 35 godina, ispuni?u vam svakom po jednu želju.
• Želim putovanje oko sveta sa svojim najdražim muži?em - re?e žena.
Vila zamahnu svojim štapicem i abrakadabra! - dve karte se stvoriše u njenoj ruci. I do?e red na muža. On razmisli na trenutak i re?e:
• Dakle, ovaj trenutak je vrlo romanti?an, ali prilika kao ova se pruža samo jednom u životu. Dakle... žao mi je moja ljubavi, ali moja želja je da imam ženu 30 godina mla?u od sebe.
Žena je bila duboko i vidljivo razo?arana, ali želja je želja! Vila zamahnu štapi?em i abrakadabra... Odjednom muž postade star 90 godina...
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Idu Amerikanac,Rus i Mujo.
Kaže Amerikanac:moja žena je ko "lavica".
Kaže Rus:moja žena je ko "tigrica".
Kaže mujo :ma bolan ni moja Fata ne liči na žensko!
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