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Staro 06-04-2008, 21:51   #1 (permalink)
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Mnogo sam se sekirao - I AXED MY SELF VERY MUCH.
Pričam sam sa sobom - I'M TALKING ALONE WITH THE ROOM.
Računaj na mene - CALCULATE ON ME.
Čekanje u redu za kruh - WAITING ALL RIGHT FOR BREAD.
Ko te šljivi - WHO PLUMS YOU.
Ko te šiša - WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR.
Nosi se - CARRY YOURSELF.
Tekuća pitanja - LIQUID QUESTIONS.
Od malih nogu - SINCE THE LITTLE LEGS.
Malo prije - SMALL BEFORE.
More bre - SEA, BROTHER.
Voditi računa - TO LEAD THE BILL.
Samoubojica - ONLY KILLER
Napet sam - I'M ON FIVE.
Hajde da igramo karte - LET'S PLAY TICKETS.
Dijelim vaše mišljenje - I DIVIDE YOUR OPINION.
On je svjetla točka - HE IS A BRIGHT FULL STOP.
Spetljao se s njom - HE LOOPED HIMSELF WITH HER.
Želim se nasloniti na tebe - I WISH TO ELEPHANT ON YOU.
Šta ti pada na pamet - WHAT IS FALLING ON YOUR BRAIN.
Pucali smo od smijeha - WE WERE SHOOTING FROM LAUGHTER.
Pijan je ko majka - HE IS DRUNK AS A MOTHER.
Iz čista mira - OUT OF CLEAN PEACE.
Fotokopije - FOTO-WHO-DRINKS.
Upala mišića - THE INFALL OF A LITTLE MOUSE.
Supruga - ARE-RAILWAY.
Blago tebi - TREASURE TO YOU.
Veni, vidi, vici - FADE, SEE, JOKES.
Sve što je izgubljeno, može se povratiti - EVERYTHING THAT IS LOST CAN BE THROWN UP.

Pop-pjevač - PRIEST-SINGER.
Sve je gore i gore - EVERYTHING IS UP AND UP.
Sranje kroz gusto granje - SHITTING THROUGH A DENSE BUSH.
Sarajevo - SARA IS AN OX.
Dedinje - HE BELONGS TO GRANDFATHER
Mali Lošinj - LITTLE BAD CITY.
Skoplje - CASTRATION CITY.
Neda Ukraden - NO YES STOLEN.
Ružica Sokić - LITTLE ROSE LITTLE JUICE.
Slobodan Milošević - FREEMAN GENTLEFUCK.
Alija Izetbegović - BUT I AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ESCAPE.
Mirjana - PEACE I ON.
Tugomir - SADPEACER.
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