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Staro 05-22-2008, 18:28   #111 (permalink)
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Na posti u Puli netko je napisao OVO JE SRBIJA,
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Staro 05-22-2008, 18:34   #112 (permalink)
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Zakaj vegetarijanke ne vrište, kad dožive orgazam?
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Staro 05-22-2008, 18:34   #113 (permalink)
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Dolazi doktor kod pacijenta i kaže:
- Morate hitno na operaciju, imate kancer želudca!
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Staro 05-22-2008, 18:35   #114 (permalink)
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U petak:

On: Draga, mogli bi sebi priuštiti jedan lep vikend.

Ona: Super ideja!

On: Dobro, vidimo se u ponedjeljak!!
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Staro 05-22-2008, 18:37   #115 (permalink)
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Staro 05-22-2008, 19:26   #116 (permalink)
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Staro 05-22-2008, 19:32   #117 (permalink)
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nisu valjda tolko smijesni

mislim smijesni su al cio sam i boljih
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Staro 05-22-2008, 20:41   #118 (permalink)
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Bio jedan Mujo i jednog lijepog jutra šeta on ulicom, kad ono pade mrak i on ugleda svoju Fatu, i kaže:
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Bio jedan Mujo i jednog lijepog jutra šeta on ulicom, kad ono pade mrak i on ugleda svoju Fatu, i kaže:
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taj vic čitam već tjednima
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