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Staro 05-23-2008, 16:53   #131 (permalink)
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Ne kuzim

Pa jel on zna tu kucu ili ne?
zašto neće reč' odgovor??? ja bi se smijao
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Staro 05-23-2008, 20:08   #132 (permalink)
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zašto neće reč' odgovor??? ja bi se smijao
A neznam sto nece,a izgleda mi kao dobar vic

e ajmo se mi bezveze smijati



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Staro 05-23-2008, 20:22   #133 (permalink)
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Bio jedan Mujo i jednog lijepog jutra šeta on ulicom, kad ono pade mrak i on ugleda svoju Fatu, i kaže:
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- "Ma sta da ti pricam, i onako neznas tu kucu..."

pa vic je ful jednostavan za skuzit....
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Staro 05-23-2008, 20:26   #134 (permalink)
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joj kak se glupi

neka vam tockica bude uzor

ona je isprve skuzila

(ili nije lol )
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Pa Sta Se Tu Ima Skuzit Il Ne Skuzit....jednostavno Je

Pa Nego Sta....ugledajte Se Na Mene.... Lool...
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Staro 05-23-2008, 22:07   #136 (permalink)
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A neznam sto nece,a izgleda mi kao dobar vic

e ajmo se mi bezveze smijati



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Staro 05-24-2008, 13:51   #137 (permalink)
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tko je sad tu ispao glup??

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Staro 05-24-2008, 22:53   #138 (permalink)
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Ja znam tko nije
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