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Staro 05-25-2008, 12:51   #141 (permalink)
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Muž oblači kaput i izlazi van, a za njim žena viče:
- Ranije si mi govorio da sam sunce tvoga života, a sad sjediš u kavani, i to po čitav dan.
- Čovjek ožedni od sunca, - mirno joj odgovori muž.
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Staro 05-25-2008, 12:53   #142 (permalink)
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Staro 05-25-2008, 13:54   #143 (permalink)
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Staro 05-25-2008, 18:06   #144 (permalink)
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Leže dvije bebe u krevetiću jedna pokraj druge. Prva beba pita drugu:

- Pavaš li?
- Ne pavam
- A šta radiš?
- Jedem keks.
- Daj i meni malo!
- Pavam.
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Staro 05-25-2008, 18:06   #145 (permalink)
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Ide momak na intervju za posao i traži savjet od iskusnog prijatelja:

- Moraš reći nešto oštro i duboko.

Ode momak na intervju, sjedne pred direktora i kaže:

- Britva i bunar.
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Staro 05-25-2008, 18:06   #146 (permalink)
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Kaže ljubičica tulipanu:

- Trudna sam.
- Kako znaš?
- Pa, kasni mi fotosinteza.
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Staro 05-25-2008, 18:06   #147 (permalink)
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Idu dva CD-a ulicom kad na drugoj strani ugledaju ploču. Na to jedan CD kaže:

- Vidi one stare kurve, još uvijek je na igli.
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Staro 05-25-2008, 18:07   #148 (permalink)
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Razvode se djed i baka u stotoj godini života. Sudac ih čudno promatra pa kaže:

- Dobro, nema problema, ali što ste do sada čekali!?
- Čekali da nam djeca pomru, da se ne sekiraju.
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Staro 05-25-2008, 18:07   #149 (permalink)
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Vraćaju se Mujo i Haso s posla. Mujo:
- Jedva čekam da dođem doma i da strgnem ženine gaćice.
- A tako si jako napaljen?
- Ma ne, stišću me.
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Staro 05-25-2008, 18:07   #150 (permalink)
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Dođe Haso kod Muje i nađe ga kako u kadi kupa malog Mujicu. S jednom rukom drži Mujicu za uho, a sa drugom ga pere. Haso pita Muju:
- Haso, a što maloga držiš za uho?
- 'Ajde ti stavi ruku u ovako vruću vodu.
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