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05-25-2008, 18:07
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#151 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Uhvati Mujo malog Mujicu kako puši i prigovara mu:
- Mujice sine, tek si četvrti razred osnovne škole, a već pušiš.
- Pa tata i ti si pušio u četvrtom osnovne.
- Jesam sine, ali sam imo 18 godina!
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-25-2008, 18:07
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#152 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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- Kada je Pinokijo shvatio da je napravljen od drveta?
- Kada mu se je zapalila desna ruka.
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-25-2008, 18:08
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#153 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Izgubio policajac kapu. Nađe kapu jedan dječak i pita policajca:
- Da li je ovo vaša kapa?
- Ne, ja sam svoju maloprije izgubio.
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-25-2008, 18:08
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#154 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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- Zašto tri policajca ide zajedno?
- Jedan čita i piše, a druga dvojica čuvaju genija.
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-25-2008, 18:08
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#155 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Pitaju jednog uglednog gospodina.
- Jeste li vi peder?
- Ne zaboga.
- A vaš dečko?
- Pa da naravno.
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-25-2008, 18:08
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#156 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Došla baba sa nožem zabodenim u koljeno kod doktora. Pita je doktor:
- Zašto ste to uradili?
- Htjela sam se ubiti.
- Pa kud baš u koljeno?
- Pa rekli su mi dva prsta ispod sisa...
__________________
...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-25-2008, 18:09
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#157 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Pita mali Ivica tatu:
- Tata, što je to pijanac?
- Sine ... vidiš li one dvije gredice na ogradi? Eto, pijancu se čini da su tamo 4 gredice.
- Ali tata, ja vidim samo jednu gredicu.
__________________
...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-25-2008, 18:09
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#158 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Provodi se anketa ljudi na ulici.
Znate li što je to virtualni seks?
Arhitekt: Nikad nisam čuo za takav seks.
Pravnik: Kakav seks?
Programer: Virtualni šta?
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-25-2008, 18:09
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#159 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Došao Mujo u bolnicu, a na vratima od njegovog doktora piše:
PRVI PREGLED 200kn
DRUGI PREGLED 100kn
Uđe Mujo unutra pa kaže:
- Doktore, evo mene opet!
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-25-2008, 18:10
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#160 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Doktor govori zabrinutom pacijentu:
- S tim svojim srcem živjet ćete vi i 70 godina.
- Ali doktore, pa ja i imam 70 god.
- Eto vidite!
__________________
...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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