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05-25-2008, 18:10
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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America:
"We have George Bush, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash."
Croatia:
"We have Ivo Sanader, no wonder, no hope and no cash."
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-25-2008, 19:29
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#162 (permalink)
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Urednica na portalu
Coolerica je prisutan trenutno
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05-27-2008, 16:58
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#163 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Prof.: "Perice, zašto si zakasnio u skolu?"
Perica: "Morao sam voditi kravu kod bika."
Prof.: "Zar to nije mogao uraditi tvoj otac?"
Perica: "Ja sam mislio da ce to bolje uraditi bik."
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-27-2008, 16:59
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#164 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Sjedi policajac u tramvaju koji se odjednom naglo pocne zaustavljati. Djevojka, koja je stajala pored policajca, zanese se i sjedne u njegovo krilo.
- Oprostite, akceleracija. - kaze djevojka
- Drago mi je.....Milan - ispruzi ruku policajac.
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-27-2008, 16:59
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#165 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
Registriran: Mar 2008
Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Policajac: "Ko je u liftu?"
Frajer iz lifta: "Seid Memic Vajta."
Policajac: "Izlazite sva trojica.
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-27-2008, 16:59
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#166 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Izlazi policajac iz pekare, nailazi na svog kolegu i kaže mu: "Ako pogodiš koliko kifli imam u džepu, dat ću ti obje".
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-27-2008, 16:59
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#167 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
Registriran: Mar 2008
Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Policajcu umrla majka. Skupili se susjedi na žalost, a policajac se javlja na telefon. Kada je spustio slusalicu, kaze im: "Hoće nesreća na nesreću! Evo mi brat javlja da je i njemu umrla majka".
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-27-2008, 16:59
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#168 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
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Kuca neko na plavušina vrata. Pita plavuša:"Ko jeeee?"
Neki momak odgovara:"Raznosač pica!"
Na to će plavuša:
"Uđi i raznesi je, ali na brzaka!"
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-27-2008, 16:59
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#169 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Lokacija: The Depths of Darkness
Postovi: 1,065
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Jeste li čuli za plavušu koja je kupila dnevnik u koji je upisivala sve svoje misli?
- Nakon tri godine počela je pisati na drugoj stranici.
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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05-27-2008, 16:59
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#170 (permalink)
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Sexy manijak :P
DivljaK je odsutan trenutno
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Idu dvije plavuše ulicom i nađu ogledalo.
Prva ga uzme i kaže: Iju, gle moja slika!
Onda ga uzme druga i kaze: Auu, kako si ružna!
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...got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
Buck buck [gunshots] from a Glock
tempured glass fly
Do or Die walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose...
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