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Staro 05-29-2008, 21:28   #181 (permalink)
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Staro 05-29-2008, 22:17   #182 (permalink)
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predobro, stavljam na MSN
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Staro 05-30-2008, 15:02   #183 (permalink)
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Nevidim da je na MSN-u
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Staro 05-30-2008, 15:05   #184 (permalink)
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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:35   #185 (permalink)
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Znate li kako je pašteta dobila ime?

Mladi Gavrilović je radio kao šegrt u mesari. Na kraju svakog dana, kad je već smaknuo i izrezao nekoliko prasaca, kravica, ovaca, koki i slično, morao je još da očisti prostorije... Dok je tako sakupljao kljunove, uši, repove, kopita i slično, svane mu:
- PA ŠTETA je sve ovo bacati!
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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:37   #186 (permalink)
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Sex is...
like Nokia (connecting people)
like Pepsi (ask for more)
like Nike (just do it)
like Samsung (everyone is invited)
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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:38   #187 (permalink)
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- Mama, mama, ja ne bi išao kod bake,
- Šuti sine i kopaj.
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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:38   #188 (permalink)
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- Mama, mama! Ne sviđaju mi se ove špagete!
- Daj šuti jer ću ti iščupati vene i iz druge ruke!
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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:41   #189 (permalink)
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Kako policajac lovi ribu?
Jednu uhvati, uperi pištolj u nju i pita ju gdje su druge.
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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:41   #190 (permalink)
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Sreli se Mujo i Haso negdje na frontu za vreme rata u Bosni. Pita Haso Muju:

- Gdje ti je Fata?
- U Travniku.
- U Travniku! Pa, tamo se puca.
- Ma pucala se ona i ovdje, što ne bi i tamo.
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