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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:42   #191 (permalink)
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Leži Fata na intezivnoj. Izlazi doktor i kaže Muji:

- Fata ne izgleda dobro.
- Znam, doktore, al' dobro kuha i dobra je s djecom.
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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:42   #192 (permalink)
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Vratio se Mujo iz Njemačke i kaže Hasi:

- Haso, otvorio sam banku u Njemačkoj!
- Pa kako to? - upita Haso.
- Pa lijepo. Pajserom.
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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:42   #193 (permalink)
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Potuk'o se Mujo s nekim čovjekom i taj ga dobro nalupao. Dolazi Haso i kaže:

- 'ko te prebio da zajedno bježimo?
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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:43   #194 (permalink)
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Došao Mujo u zavod za zapošljavanje i pitaju ga što je po zanimanju?

- Pomoćni bagerist!
- Što ti to znači?
- Pa lijepo. Ono što bager ne može, to ja lopatom.
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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:43   #195 (permalink)
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Leže Haso i Fata u krevetu. Haso čita knjigu i dira on nju po onoj stvari. Pita Fata Hasu:

- Jel bi se ti jebavo? - a on kaže:
- Ne, samo vlažim prst da okrenem stranicu.
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Staro 05-30-2008, 16:45   #196 (permalink)
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Priča cigan sa sinom u vojsci - telefonom:

- Sine, žena ti se porodila.
- Odlično tata, što sam dobio, sina il' ćerku?
- Dobio si brata, budalo!
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U petak:
On: "Draga, mogli bi si priuŠtiti jedan lijepi vikend."
Ona: "Super ideja!"
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Dobra vila mi je ispunila dvije želje.
Treći put nisam mogao.



Fata i pivo

Šta se dogodi kad Fata padne niz stepenice?
Ništa, ako ne razbije pivu!
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