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Staro 07-27-2008, 22:51   #251 (permalink)
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- Sto se desi kad popijes Viagru i Apaurin zajedno?

Jebe ti se, a neda ti se.
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Staro 08-04-2008, 16:34   #252 (permalink)
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Musterija u restoranu: jel' imate zablje batake?
Konobar: ne, oduvek ovako hodam
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Staro 08-05-2008, 09:07   #253 (permalink)
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Staro 08-07-2008, 13:56   #254 (permalink)
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Pošli bakica i djedica proslaviti 50 godišnjicu braka u nudističkom kampu u kojem su bili na medenom mjesecu. Za vrijeme ručka baka reče:
- Ah, dragi, tako mi je toplo oko srca ...
- Znam, draga, izvadi tu sisu iz juhe.
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Staro 08-08-2008, 09:47   #255 (permalink)
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Pita gluhi glupog:
"Koliko je 4+4?"
Glupi kaže: "Šest."
A gluhi će: "Nos ti posran!"

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Staro 08-08-2008, 14:51   #256 (permalink)
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Gdje je Goran Karan ???
-U straznjicu!!!
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Staro 08-10-2008, 01:10   #257 (permalink)
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Radi unproforac sklekove, a Haso oko njega obilazi gleda ga sa strane, pa pogleda ispod njega i veli unproforcu:
- "Jebo mater, ako ona tebi nije pobjegla."
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Staro 08-14-2008, 23:54   #258 (permalink)
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Kako se latinski kaže impotencija?
- VIDI, MENI, VISI
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Staro 08-15-2008, 00:33   #259 (permalink)
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Idu dvoje kroz šumu.

Ona: "Imam osjećaj da me želis jebati?"

On: "Ma ne, što ti bi!"

Ona: "Okay, ali me ipak pojebi, da se riješim tog glupog osjećaja!"
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Staro 08-17-2008, 01:06   #260 (permalink)
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