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Staro 08-18-2008, 16:36   #261 (permalink)
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-Šta dobiješ kad križaš crnogorca i palestinca?
-Puža samoubojicu!

Mujo se žali Hasi:
"A jest zajebano ovo pomicanje satova!
Umjesto u krevetu, jutros mi se dignuo u tramvaju!!"
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Staro 08-20-2008, 15:07   #262 (permalink)
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Učiteljica kaže:
Djeco, danas ćemo učiti promjenu glagola. Perice, ako ti pjevaš, kako ćeš reći?
Ja pjevam.
Pravilno. A ako tvoja sestra pjeva, kako se onda kaže?
Ne krekeći!
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Staro 08-20-2008, 23:12   #263 (permalink)
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P: Kako je nastao guster?
O: Dali Slovencima krokodila da ga hrane.
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Staro 08-21-2008, 22:21   #264 (permalink)
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Što je to nedefinirani osjećaj?

- Kad ti punica strada u tvom novom autu!
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Staro 08-21-2008, 23:17   #265 (permalink)
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Pitala Fata Muju: "Mujo, jesi li gladan? Hoćeš jesti grah od jučer?"
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Staro 08-23-2008, 02:09   #266 (permalink)
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> Idu Mujo i Haso kuci, s posla.. I pita Mujo:
> - Bolan Haso, sto ces prvo da uradis, kad dodjes kuci ?
> - Prvo cu da strgnem i pocijepam zenine gacice !
> - Sto, toliko si napaljen ??
> - Ma jok, zuljaju me !!
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Staro 08-23-2008, 15:14   #267 (permalink)
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Šta je to: baciš ga gore, onda je interesantno, a kada padne dole, mijauče?
Svejedno. Bitno je da padne na mačku.



Što je ovo: :-) :-)) :-)))
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Staro 08-23-2008, 15:40   #268 (permalink)
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Fićo ne uspijeva zakočiti na crveno svjetlo i svom silinom udara u zadnji kraj najnovijeg BMW-a sedme serije, koji stoji na križanju.
Na displeju BMW-a pojavljuje se informacija: "Found new hardware. Install?"
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Staro 08-24-2008, 13:00   #269 (permalink)
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došla 4 tipa u kafanu i troica naruce pivo a četvrti kaze da zeli kavu ali bez mlijeka.
konobar donese 3 piva a ovome veli: cujte, nemamo mlijeka, ali imamo vrhnje. Moze bez vrhnja?
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Staro 08-25-2008, 22:20   #270 (permalink)
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Šta je oralni sex?
Kad cijeli dan oreš njivu a traktor te je**!
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