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Staro 08-25-2008, 22:36   #271 (permalink)
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Kakva je razlika između plavuše i kokoške?
Kokoška leži na svojim jajima, a plavuša na čijim stigne.
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Staro 08-27-2008, 15:06   #272 (permalink)
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Zasto zene strasno vole slusati govor Imama?

Pa zato sto ga on uvijek pocinje sa recenicom:

"Ja veliki Imam".
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Staro 08-27-2008, 17:37   #273 (permalink)
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Pita uciteljica klince kako su dosli na svijet.

Prvo: Mene donijela roda.

Drugo: Mene teta iz Amerike.

Cigo: Mi smo siromasni, mene je tata sam napravio.
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Staro 08-28-2008, 19:48   #274 (permalink)
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Fato, jel ti imas sise?"
"Imam, Mujo, imam."
"Pa zasto ih onda ne nosis?"
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Staro 08-28-2008, 20:16   #275 (permalink)
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Kako se na bosanskom kaze kondom?
- Sabirni centar izbjeglica iz Jajca.

Kako se kulturno kaze jebem te u glavu?
- Stavim ti do znanja.
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Staro 08-29-2008, 07:26   #276 (permalink)
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American airport, immigration office:
-Name?
-Mujo.
-Sex ?
-Twice a day
-I mean male or female?
-No matter male or female, twice a day...
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Staro 08-29-2008, 07:27   #277 (permalink)
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Mujo se žali Hasi:
- A jest zajebano ovo pomicanje satova!
- Pa zašto, Mujo?
- Umjesto u krevetu, jutros mi se digao u tramvaju!
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Staro 08-29-2008, 10:45   #278 (permalink)
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American airport, immigration office:
-Name?
-Mujo.
-Sex ?
-Twice a day
-I mean male or female?
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Ja sam čuo kraj:

- No matter, male or female, sometime eaven sheep
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Staro 08-29-2008, 22:03   #279 (permalink)
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Sta znace oznake A B C D E F za velicnu grudnjaka?
A - A di su?
B - Bar se vide!
C - Cuclo bi ih!
D - Dobre, dobre!
E - Enormno dobre!
F - Fuj, silikoni!
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Staro 08-29-2008, 22:03   #280 (permalink)
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Kako zene zovu kitu u kojoj dobi?
od 17-25 godina - ZELJKO
od 25-35 godina - TVRTKO
od 35-45 godina - NEDELJKO
od 45-55 godina - MIRKO
od 55 i vise - SPOMENKO
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