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Staro 08-31-2008, 00:21   #281 (permalink)
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Prolazi pijetao pored grill-a, gleda dvije koke kako se peku i
kaze im:
Sto je zenske, solarijum, a?
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Znate zasto bosanac drzi pec na sredini sobe?
-Da bi imao centralno grijanje.
Znate zasto bosanac drzi dvije peci u sobi?
-Da bi imao parno grijanje.
- Pita Slovenac Bosanca:
Znas kako ste vi Bosanci nastali?
Kako?
J... medvjed bukvu.
A znas kako ste nastali vi Slovenci?
Kako?
J... ti ja mater!
Sta radi gola slovenka izmedju dva gola bosanca?
SMETA
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Staro 08-31-2008, 12:55   #283 (permalink)
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Ulovili Bosanci medvjeda.
Vidi to Kanadjanin iz SFORA, pa pita:- "Grizli?"
Bosanci-"Sta grizli? Davili bolan, vise od po sata!"

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-...i onda se ja bacim na lava i odrezem mu rep - hvali se lovac medju
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- Rep?
- Valjda glavu?-upita netko.
- Ma ne, glavu je vec netko bio odnio.
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Staro 08-31-2008, 12:59   #284 (permalink)
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Kaze Mujo Sulji:
- Spavao sam ti sa zenom.
A Suljo ce njemu:
- Ja sa tvojom nisam oka sklopio.

Na gradilištu viče Mujo:
-Bolan, Suljo, je'l u tebe metar?
-Ma jok, tek 20 cm!

- Cujem , Mujo, da si se zarucio?
- Jesam.
- Oprosti, a jel' ti zarucnica nevina?
- Ne znam ti ja to, pola sela kaze da je, a druga polovica da nije.

Mujo veli Hasi:
Ima u Frankfurtu jedan restoran, jedes i pijes besplatno,
a za seksanje jos dobijes 100 maraka.
-Ma, tko ti je to rekao?
-Moja Fata.


Vozi Mujo auto i zaustavi ga policajac.
- Vase dokumente!
Mujo drekne:
- Vau-Vau!
Uplasi se policajac i ustukne.
A Mujo ce: "Ne boj se, vezan sam!"
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Staro 09-04-2008, 17:11   #285 (permalink)
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Zaustavi policajac vozača, te mu kaže:
Jel' znate da ne smijete psa voziti na prednjem sjedalu?
Ali to je plišani pas! - odgovara vozač.
Pasmina nije bitna.

Učiteljica pita Pericu: "Ako u jednoj ruci imam 40 jabuka, a u drugoj 50, šta imam?"
Perica će: "Ogromne ruke."

Prolazi trgovac pored Mujine kuće i viče:
Gospoja, imamo odlićne vreće za spavanje!
A Fata će:
Fala, ne treba, za jednu sam se udala!

Žali se Mujo Hasi kako mu je Fata postala peder!
Haso: Kako bolan peder, jel znaš ti šta je to peder?
Mujo: Pa dobro šta je?
Haso: Pa to ti je bolan ono, kad se j...š sa muškarcem!
Mujo: E, e, to ona i čini...
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Vozi se morbidna obitelj pogrešnom stranom autoputa.
I mama izviri glavu van i naleti kamion i otkine mami glavu.
I svi se smiju ko ludi jedino mala Ivana plače. Kaže tata, što ti je Ivana.
Kaže ona, nisam vidjela, nisam vidjela.

-nisam ovdje dugo spamao...pa molim za oprost ak je ovaj vic bio više od 10 puta
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Policajac zaustavlja pijanog vozača:

- Gospodine, vi ste prešli na crveno?
- Jesam, hik, od bijelog me ubi kiselina.
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Staro 09-10-2008, 07:16   #288 (permalink)
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Šta kaže Crnogorac kada ga zovu na proslavu 20 godina mature? Kaže:
• Pa đe je sad zakazaše, usred ispitnog roka!
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Staro 09-14-2008, 11:26   #289 (permalink)
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Pričaju dvije plavuše:

- Jesi li čula da je našeg dimnjačara pregazio auto?
- Strašno! Više nismo sigurni ni na krovu
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Koja je najbolja bolest?
Skleroza! Ne boli, a svaki dan cujes nesto novo.
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