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Staro 09-19-2008, 11:09   #291 (permalink)
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Da li znate koji je osmi padez?
PREZERVATIV. (Dobija se na pitanje: koga s cim)
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Staro 09-26-2008, 14:21   #292 (permalink)
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Što plavuša kaže kad joj puhneš u uho?
- Hvala na ideji!
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Staro 09-27-2008, 08:10   #293 (permalink)
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- Šta kaze Crnogorac poslije seksa?
- Duže u životu nisam ništa radio.
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Staro 09-27-2008, 22:37   #294 (permalink)
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Što kaže crnogorac, kad nađe ženu sa ljubavnikom??

Nu, ludoga čovika, radi tuđi posa!!!
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Staro 10-02-2008, 18:21   #295 (permalink)
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...kladili se Supernan i Chuck Norris , 'ko izgubi na ruku ,
mora cijeli život nosit gaće preko hlača ! ......
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Staro 10-03-2008, 16:49   #296 (permalink)
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Piše mala Ciganka Lastanu:
"Dragi Lastane, imam 13 godina i još uvijek sam nevina.... Da li to znači da je moj tata gay?"
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Staro 10-03-2008, 21:21   #297 (permalink)
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Zašto plavuša puši kraj radijatora?
- Pitaj Boga

Što kaže plavuša kad joj se ispriča vic o plavuši?
- Auuu glupače!

Kako plavuša riješava križaljku?
1. Telefonski poziv (3 slova)- ZVR
2. Vrsta životinje sa kućicom (3 slova)- PAS
3. Nije gladan (3 slova)- JEO
4. Ženin brat (5 slova)- JOSIP
5. Neizlječiva bolest (4 slova)- SMRT
6. Dio pribora za jelo (3 slova)- ZUB
7. Kokošji proizvod (4 slova)- SUPA
8. Mjera za težinu (4 slova)- UTEG
9. Zajednica muškarca i žene (4 slova)- STAN
10.Morski greben (2 slova)- MG
11.Mužjak vrane (6 slova)- VRANAC
12.Inicijali pjesnika Jesenjina (2slova)- PJ
13.Stanovnik Tirane (7 slova)- TRANIN
14.Doživljaj prije spavanja (3 slova)- SEX
15.Dio kupatila (4 slova)- VODA
16.Žensko dijete (3 slova)- ONA

Zašto plavuša ljepi poštansku markicu na mobitel?
- šalje poruku!

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Staro 10-05-2008, 23:44   #298 (permalink)
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Kakva je slicnost izmedu muskarca i hrastovog parketa?

Ako ga dobro slozis mozes ga gazit i 40 godina.
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Staro 10-06-2008, 12:08   #299 (permalink)
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sudare se dva čovjeka, jedan je sljep, a drugi nema obje ruke....kaže ovaj bez ruku: očeš da ti dam šamar?Odgovori sljepac:ajde da te vidim...
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Staro 10-06-2008, 14:12   #300 (permalink)
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- Kakva je razlika između brushaltera i pulovera?

- Jedan pridržava ono što drugi obećava.
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smooky, sljedeći korisnici su vam zahvalni za ovaj post:
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