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Staro 10-12-2008, 14:46   #311 (permalink)
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Kako možete prepoznati Bosanca na plaži?
Ima plavu modricu na pupku, od mlina za kavu.



Mujo Pita Hasu:
- "Bolan Haso, da li znaš šta je to AFRIČKI RULET?"
Haso:
- "Nemam pojma."
Mujo:
- "To ti je kad šest crnkinja puši ku*ac, a jedna je ljudožder."
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Staro 10-12-2008, 22:08   #312 (permalink)
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Koja je razlika između Monike Lewinski i Srba?
Monika prvo popuši, pa se onda kurči,
a Srbi se prvo kurče, pa onda popuše.....
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Staro 10-12-2008, 22:15   #313 (permalink)
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Žali se musliman Bogu:

„Bože, što si takav, i Srbi i Hrvati imaju svoju državu, jedino je nama muslimanima nisi dao."

Veli na to Bog:

„ Dao sam ja vama i kur**, pa ste ga unakazili, šta bi tek od države napravili!?
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Staro 10-13-2008, 19:05   #314 (permalink)
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"Fato, jel ti imaš sise?"
"Imam, Mujo, imam."
"Pa zašto ih onda ne nosiš?"
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Staro 10-13-2008, 22:58   #315 (permalink)
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dobio zdravko mamic unuka, pa ga gleda i kaze:zelim da budes zdrav i dobar nogometas pa da te deda proda za lijepu paru.
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Staro 10-15-2008, 16:39   #316 (permalink)
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Ide policajac ulicom i odjednom mu padne kapa s glave. Stavljajaući je na glavu policajac promrmlja:
- "Nabijem te na ku*ac..."
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Staro 10-15-2008, 18:01   #317 (permalink)
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sjede zeko i medo u grmlju i seru.

pita medo zeca - zeko, dal ti mozda imas problema s tim da ti se sranje zaljepi za krzno?

zeko kaze da nema.

medo uzme zeca i obrise si s njim dupe.

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Staro 10-15-2008, 18:25   #318 (permalink)
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Došo Perica u ZOO vrt sa razredom i učiteljicom. Poslije nekog vremena Perica ce učiteljici:
- "Učiteljice šta je ono slonu između nogu?"
Na to će učiteljica:
- "Ništa Perice."
Uto će Perica Đokici:
- "Jesam ti reko da je kurva,... njoj ni metar i po nije ništa !"
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Staro 10-16-2008, 16:01   #319 (permalink)
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Ako je najkrvaviji Kinez? Tam Pon.
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Staro 10-16-2008, 21:01   #320 (permalink)
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što je plavuša bez mobitela???
pi**a bez veze!!!!
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