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Staro 05-14-2008, 16:21   #81 (permalink)
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Staro 05-14-2008, 16:34   #82 (permalink)
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Ulazi labud u kokošinjac i počne ševit koke.

Nakon 10-tak minuta ulazi pjevac začuđen i pita:
"Jel, labude, zašto ševiš moje koke? Perje ću ti počupati!!"

Na to se labud okrene i reče:
"Nemoj sad da legnem ovdje mrtav, ima sve da vas pokolju!"
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Staro 05-14-2008, 16:36   #83 (permalink)
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Pita Haso Muju: Sta bi ti vise volio,da si celav ili glup?
Mujo: Glup manje se vidi!!
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Staro 05-14-2008, 16:47   #84 (permalink)
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U šumi osudili krticu na streljanje, pa je upitaše:
• Koja ti je poslednja želja?
• Sahranite me živu.
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Staro 05-14-2008, 17:36   #85 (permalink)
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Sjede momak i djevojka u restoranu. Djevojka:

- Volim te dragi, ti si mi sve...
- I ja tebe volim puno...
- Jao, dragi, baš mi je nešto toplo oko srca...
- Pa mora ti bit' toplo kad ti je sisa upala u juhu
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Staro 05-14-2008, 17:37   #86 (permalink)
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Sjedi Mujo u fotelji i gleda TV. Priđe Fata i upita ga:

- Jel znaš Mujo gdje je Himalaja?

A Mujo će bezbrižno:

- Nemam pojma, pa ti si zadnja čistila kuću.
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Staro 05-14-2008, 17:38   #87 (permalink)
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Dolazi čovjek sa posla i zatekne ženu sa drugim. Izvadi pištolj i ubije ga, a žena mu kaže:
- Dragi ako tako nastaviš, nećeš imati ni jednog prijatelja.
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Staro 05-14-2008, 17:38   #88 (permalink)
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Koja je razlika između željeza i žene?
Željezo se kuje dok je vruće, a žene su kuje dok su vruće.
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Staro 05-14-2008, 17:38   #89 (permalink)
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Što je Bog rekao Evi kad je pojela zabranjeno voće?
- Krvavo ćeš mi platiti!

A Eva upita:
- Može u ratama?
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Staro 05-14-2008, 17:49   #90 (permalink)
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U alkoholu mora biti ženskih hormona, jer kad previše popijem, ne znam voziti auto i stalno pričam gluposti!
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