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Staro 05-06-2008, 11:22   #1 (permalink)
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Pred kraj nedjeljne mise, propovjednik upita: "Koliko vas je oprostilo svojim neprijateljima?" 80% ih podigne ruku. Propovjednik ponovi pitanje. Ovoga puta svi odgovore, osim omalene starije žene.
"Gđo. Neely?" "Zar vi ne namjeravate oprostiti svojim neprijateljima?" "Ja nemam neprijatelja." odgovori kroz osmijeh.
"Gđo. Neely, to je vrlo neobično. Koliko imate godina?" "Devedesetosam." reče ona.
"Oh, gđo. Neely, biste li, molim Vas, došli ispred svih i rekli kako osoba može živjeti devedesetosam godina i nemati niti jednoga neprijatelja?"
Mal, draga starica dotetura do govornice okrene se okupljenima i kaže: "Nadživjela sam kučke!"
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Staro 05-06-2008, 11:31   #2 (permalink)
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već je bio ali je super
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Staro 05-06-2008, 11:58   #3 (permalink)
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da. ne mogu se sjetit tko ga je prije stavio
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Staro 05-06-2008, 13:56   #4 (permalink)
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Ja i ja smo stavili u isto vrijeme pa sam ja pobrisao, sad je moj u kanti za smeće
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Staro 05-06-2008, 14:59   #5 (permalink)
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ma vic je predobar
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