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Kupi Mujo jedan dan psa...nekog njema?kog ov?ara...Kupi Haso buldoga...Do?e Haso na ideu da se psi potuku da vide tko je ja?i....I njema?ki ov?ar rastrga buldoga na komadi?e...Kupi Haso drugi dan 2 buldoga....Opet se potuku...Njema?ki ov?ar ih opet rastrga....Pita Haso Muju di je kupio tako jakog psa...A mujo odgovori:U Africi ga zovu lav,al ja sam ga ošišo...
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Moj najbolji vic je:
Otvorio Mujo apoteku i zamolio Hasu da radi tri dana dok je na putu. Nakon što se vratio s puta, pita Hasu kako je bilo.
- Ma ništa, dolazio neki i rekao da ga boli zub.
- I šta si mu dao?
- Aspirin - odgovori Haso.
- Bravo, bravo! Je li još neko dolazio?
- Bila ti Fata - re?e Haso.
- Šta ona ho?e?
- Kaže Fata da nije vidila kurca tri mjeseca...
- I šta si joj dao?
- Kapi za o?i.
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Pita mali mujo tatu: "Babo, babo, kako sam ja došo
na svijet?"

"Donijela te roda." - kaže mu tata.

"A jesi i ti svašta jebavooo, bolan babo!!"

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Dva tinejdžera voze se tramvajem.

Pita jedan drugog: 'Je l' znaš kakva je razlika izmedu policajca i konja?'.

No, iza njih je stajao policajac kojem se to nije dopalo,

pa je uhvatio malog za ruku, te će ljutito: 'Ha, mali, kakva, kakva?'
Nato će mali, sav uplašen: 'Joj, nikakva, gospodine, nikakva.'
Policajac na to kaže: 'I ja mislim da je nikakva!'
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