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Staro 02-18-2008, 22:29   #71 (permalink)
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Kako se glasa BIJELA KRAVA?

MU

A kako se glasa CRNA KRAVA?

MU MOTHERFUCKER!!
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Staro 02-18-2008, 22:30   #72 (permalink)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, dark..
You hate me cuz I'm black?
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Staro 02-19-2008, 09:14   #73 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by _Leona_ View Post
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, dark..
You hate me cuz I'm black?
No, I didn't say anything about you...
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Staro 02-19-2008, 09:21   #74 (permalink)
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Kaže Mujo Hasi:

- Sinoć sam šetao prugom i vidio prekrasnu djevojku zavezanu za prugu. Kad sam je oslobodio, vodili smo ljubav na nezamislive načine...

Haso upita:

- Jel' ti pušila?
- Nije, bolan, nisam joj mogao naći glavu!
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Staro 02-19-2008, 09:38   #75 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by dark-smiley View Post
No, I didn't say anything about you...
Ma to je jedna stara fora
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Staro 02-19-2008, 19:24   #76 (permalink)
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U hladu je spas!-od odmaranja još niko nije umra! Rad donosi bolest!-ne umri mlad!
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Staro 02-24-2008, 15:52   #77 (permalink)
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Ulazi žena kod pedijatra, noseći bebu i objašnjava:
- Znate, doktore, beba ne dobija dovoljno na težini, čak je prošle nedjelje izgubila 100 grama...
- Kako se beba hrani? - upita pedijatar.
- Sisa.
- Molim Vas, svucite se do pola.
Gospođa se skine i liječnik počne da joj steže dojke, da ih masira, vuče bradavice i napokon počne da "vuče" iz jedne bradavice. Napokon govori dijagnozu:
- Nije ni čudo da dijete gubi težinu, vi uopće nemate mlijeka.
- Naravno da nemam, to je dijete moje sestre... ali ipak mi je drago što sam došla...
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Staro 03-04-2008, 13:22   #79 (permalink)
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Govori Fata Muji:Mujo bodi!
Mujo:bodem fato,bodem!
Ma ne tupane bodi mi skini.
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Staro 03-14-2008, 12:06   #80 (permalink)
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Razgovaraju mama deva i dijete deva. Dijete deva pita:
- Mama, zašto mi imamo ove ružne grbe na leđima?
- U tim grbama su naši spremnici za vodu i hranu pa možemo danima izdržati u pustinji.
- A mama, zašto imamo ovako ružna kopita?
- To je zato da lakše hodamo u pustinji po pjesku.
- A mama, zašto imamo ovaku duge trepavice?
- Zato da nam pustinjski pjesak ne ide u oči kada smo tako dugo u pustinji.
- A mama, koji mi kuwac onda radimo u zoološkom???

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