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Staro 03-14-2008, 13:36   #81 (permalink)
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Staro 03-15-2008, 22:58   #82 (permalink)
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Išao Mujo kod zubara i dođe Haso njemu. Mujo zašto imaš krafnu u guzici, zato jer mi je zubar rekao da jedem na drugu stranu.
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Staro 03-16-2008, 10:40   #83 (permalink)
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Staro 03-16-2008, 20:22   #84 (permalink)
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Odmaraj se danju da moreš noću spavat! Ne radi!-rad ubija!
Kad vidiš nekoga da se odmara, pomozi mu! Ne čini danas ono što možeš sutra!Radi manje nego možeš, a ono ća možeš prebaci na drugog!
U hladu je spas!-od odmaranja još niko nije umra! Rad donosi bolest!-ne umri mlad!
Kad poželiš radit, sidni, pričekaj, vidit ćeš da će te proć!!!!!
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Staro 03-16-2008, 20:29   #85 (permalink)
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Staro 03-16-2008, 20:39   #86 (permalink)
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bila majka i tri sina. pošalje majka najmlađeg sina po kruh, dade mu novca i on ode. sretne vješticu na pola puta, ona mu uzme novac, i začara da govori: mi,mi,mi,mi! pošalje majka starijeg sina po kruh. i on sretne vješticu,
ona mu uzme novac i začara da govori: sjekirom po glavi! sjekirom po glavi! majka pošalje najstarijeg sina po kruh, i njega zaustavi vještica, uzme mu novac i začara da govori:
jupi! tamo još nikad nismo bili! vještica ubije majku, uzme joj sav novac i pozove policiju.
policija dođe i upita najmlađeg sina: tko je ubio vašu majku? mi,mi,mi,mi!upita starijeg sina:
kako ste je ubili? sjekirom po glavi! sjekirom po glavi! e, sad ćete svi u zatvor! a najstariji sin kaže: jupi! tamo još nikad nismo bili!
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Učitelj kaže Perici:
- "Nabroji mi tri poznate osobe"!
Perica:
- "Ronaldinjo, Zidane, Raul."
Učitelj:
- "A jesi li čuo za Mocarta, Pikasa"?
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- "Ne poznajem dobro rezervne igrače!"
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Mali Ivica puši cigaretu na hodniku gdje ga spazi njegova učiteljica.
Učiteljica:- Ivica pa ti pušiš, a tek ideš u drugi razred.
Ivica:- Pa šta, ja i *ebem.
Učiteljica:- Što, što ti radiš?
Ivica:- Pa šta, ja se seksam.
Učiteljica:- Koga si ti seksao?
Ivica:- Pa znate zadnji put kad sam to radio tako sam bio pijan da sam zaboravio kako se zvala.
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