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Staro 05-21-2007, 13:45   #1 (permalink)
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Kaže ?ovjek Bogu:
- Cijeli život nisam griješio, dopusti mi da malo
uživam prije smrti.Oduvijek sam želio vidjeti Havaje, ali strašno se
bojim aviona, a na brodu mi je loše. Možeš li mi napraviti most do Havaja, da tamo odem automobilom?
Bog mu re?e: - To zaista nema smisla, gdje bi bili potporni stupovi, more je nemirno, voziti tamo bilo bi opasno. Stvarno, to što želiš je jako teško i tehni?ki neizvedivo. Mogu li ti ispuniti neku drugu želju?
- Dobro - kaže ?ovjek - Želio bih razumjeti žene, zašto govore jedno, a misle drugo? Zašto pla?u? Zašto nas ne razumiju? Zašto ne mogu biti otvorene I iskrene? Zašto ne vide neke stvari ili ih krivo tuma?e? To želim. Razumjeti žene!
Bog na to odgovori:
- Ho?eš li most s dvije ili ?etiri trake?
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zasto si ovo stavila u rubriku vicevi?
da otvorim rubriku istine? :P
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