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Njena i njegova molitva
Staro 11-04-2007, 18:20   #1 (permalink)
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NJEZINA MOLITVA:

O?e naš, prije nego zaspim,
re?i ?u ti što si želim.

Daj mi prijatnog muža,
da mi uvijek užitke pruža,
koji komplimente rado dijeli,
da bude samo moj cijeli.

Koji ?e na rukama nositi me,
mog ro?endana sjetiti se,
na moju želju seksati se,
ljubiti me kao prvi dan,
masirati mi tabane, dlan.

Koji ?e uvijek nježan biti,
ništa od mene ne?e kriti,
koji ?e biti razuma bistroga,
?im prije, molim Te, pošalji ga.

Amen.

NJEGOVA MOLITVA:

Dragi Bože, pošalji mi
jednu gluhonijemu nimfomanku,
koja ima trgovinu alkoholnim pi?ima
i godišnju kartu za stadion.

I boli me briga,
ako je moja molitva bez rime!
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