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Procita Mujo u novinama da ce onaj tko ima osmoro djece dobit penziju.

Kaze on Fati:

- Fato, ja bih tebe nesto pito, ali da se ne ljutis na mene.

- Nema veze, Mujo, samo reci...evo, ne ljutim se...

- Ma znas, ja ti imam jedno vanbracno dijete. Ako se slazes, ovih nasih
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- Ajde, Mujo, samo ti njega dovedi.

Podje Mujo po dijete, vrati se - a ono Fata sjedi sama u kuci.

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- Fato, a gdje su djeca?

- Sto da ti kazem, Mujo...dosli ljudi po svoje...
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