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Vicevi I tako ide Mujo do crvenkapavice i putem sretne zlatnu ribicu koja mu kaže: pusti me i odvest ću te kod plavuše :)

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Staro 01-30-2008, 11:44   #1 (permalink)
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Poslije svakog leta piloti avio-prijevoznika Qantas ostave biljesku mehanicarima sa opisom problema, a pred slijedeci let mehanicari ostave odgovor sto su uradili. Inace, Qantas je jedina svjetska avio-kompanija kojoj nikada nije pao avion.

Zahtjev: Lijeva guma skoro treba biti zamjenjena.
Izvjestaj: Lijeva guma skoro zamjenjena.

Zahtjev: Nesto se otkvacilo u kabini.
Izvjestaj: Nesto smo zakvacili u kabini.

Zahtjev: Autopilot sam gubi visinu za po 200 stopa u minuti.
Izvjestaj: Nismo uspjeli ponoviti problem na zemlji.

Zahtjev: Tragovi curenja na lijevom stajnom trapu.
Izvjestaj: Tragovi obrisani.

Zahtjev: Zvuk iz DME instrumenta glasan da ne povjerujes.
Izvjestaj: Zvuk iz DME podesen na nivo u koji mozes povjerovati!

Zahtjev: IFF instrument neoperativan.
Izvjestaj: IFF instrument je uvijek neoperativan kad je iskljucen.

Zahtjev: Sumnjamo na pukotinu u staklu vjetrobrana.
Izvjestaj: Sumnjamo da ste u pravu.

Zahtjev: Nema motora broj 3
Izvjestaj: Vizualnim pregledom letjelice pronaden motor na lijevom krilu.

Zahtjev: Avion smijesno reagira na komande.
Izvjestaj: Avion upozoren da se uozbilji.

Zahtjev: Cudan zvuk iz instrument ploce, kao da neki patuljak udara cekicem.
Izvjestaj: Patuljku oduzet cekic
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Staro 01-30-2008, 15:09   #2 (permalink)
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Staro 01-31-2008, 21:06   #3 (permalink)
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Oooodličan!!!!:lol1:
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Staro 02-01-2008, 14:11   #4 (permalink)
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