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Staro 03-12-2008, 10:01   #1 (permalink)
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Čovjek ulazi u banku, i staje u red. Kad je došao do pulta izvadi pištolj i započne s pljačkom banke.


Kako bi bio siguran da ne ostavlja za sobom nikake svjedoke, okrene se slijedečem u redu i pita ga …. "Jesi li me vidio da pljačkam banku ?"
Ovaj odgovara "Da !"
Pljačkaš podiže pištolj, uperi ovome u glavu i …. BANG ! puca, ovaj pada mrtav !!
Pljačkaš brzo odlazi do slijedečeg u redu i pita njega "Jesi li me ti vidio da pljačkam banku ?"
A ovaj mirno odgovara … "Nee, ali je vidjela moja žena !"
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