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Problemi s pivom
Staro 09-01-2007, 19:46   #1 (permalink)
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Simptom: Pivo je neobi?no bljedo i bezukusno.
Odgovor - ?aša je prazna.
Akcija - Zamolite nekoga da vam kupi još jedno pivo.

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Simptom: Pivo je bezukusno, košulja vam je mokra.
Odgovor - Niste otvorili usta ili ste prislonili ?ašu na pogrešan dio lica.
Akcija - Idite u WC i vježbajte ispijanje pred ogledalom.

Simptom: Stopala su vam hladna i mokra.
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Akcija - Pitajte barmena gdje živite i krenite ku?i.

Simptom: Unutrašnjost taksija odjednom poprima ?udesne boje i teksture.
Odgovor - Konzumacija piva prešla je vaše kapacitete.
Akcija - Prekrijte usta kesom.

Simptom: Probudili ste se ne znaju?i kako ste dospjeli tu gdje ste.
Odgovor - Vjerovatno krivljenje prostora i vremena.
Akcija - Popijte još jedno pivo.
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