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Dolazi Mujo mrtav pijan doma i kaže Fati: -Daj ajmo se je*ati malo!- A ona njemu:-Ma ne mogu Mujo, imam mengu.- I tako on nju nagovara i nagovori je na kraju. Sutra dan se on probudi i ni?ega se ne sje?a. Pogleda oko sebe i vidi krvav krevet. I kaže:-U, jebote, ubio sam Fatu!!- Ustane se i pogleda u ogledalo i kaže:-Ma šta ubio! Pojeo je!-

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Bili mali i veliki spermij. I otišao mali spermij na obuku kod velikog, iskusnog spermija. Pita mali spermij što treba ?initi.
Veliki spermij: Kada dode erupcija, ti po?ni tr?ati i tr?i sve dok ne stigneš do neke crne tvari. Kad stigneš, upitaj je li to jajašce, i ako je udi unutra. I jednom dode erupcija i mali spermij po?ne tr?ati i dode do neke crne tvari. - Jesi li ti jajašce? - Ne, ja sam karijes.
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