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Staro 05-23-2008, 10:29   #1 (permalink)
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Ide Mujo sa dvije kante pune riba kad ga predusretne lovocuvar.
''Imas li ti ribolovnu dozvolu'' zapita on.
''Nemam'' odgovori Mujo.
''To ce te onda skupo kostati'' odvrati lovocuvar.
''Nece'', odvrati Mujo...''jer su to moje ribe.''
''Kako tvoje''?, zacudi se lovocuvar.
''Lijepo'', odgovori Mujo. ''Ja ih svako jutro donesem ovdje na jezero
da se malo naplivaju i kada ih zovnem one skoce nazad u moje kante i
ja ih nosim kuci''.
''Nemoguce'', odgovori lovocuvar, ''to jos nisam vidio i vjerovati cu
ti ako mi to primjerom dokazes''. ''Dobro'', kaze Mujo i krene prema jezeru, izvrne kante a ribe veselo otplove.
Nakon krace stanke rece lovocuvar: "Onda"?
''Sto "onda" ''odgovori Mujo.
''Pa hoces li ih zvati?''
''Zvati koga?...''
''Pa ribe..'' nastavi lovocuvar.
''Kakve ribe?''...odgovori Mujo.
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