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Staro 05-23-2008, 10:32   #1 (permalink)
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- Mujo, bolan, daj mi onaj tvoj novi karirani sako.

- Šta će ti Haso?

- Idem malo ganjat' trebe po vašaru.

- Dobro, evo ti, ali da ga dobro čuvaš. Znaš da na vašarima ima blata.

-Čuvam ga k'o oči u glavi, Mujo.

Krene Haso na vašar, ali se već usput napije. I tako odluči da malo
dremne dok se ne otrezni za vašar. Skine sako i zakači ga na granu
iznad sebe, te leže pod drvo i zaspa.

Kad se probudio, vidi da nema sakoa...

Na vašaru zvrjao okolo i odjednom primeti nekog tipa u ženskom
društvu, a nosi njegov (odnosno Mujin) sako.

- Je li, prijatelju, odakle ti taj sako?

- Ma, evo sad pričam trebama, ali mi ne vjeruju. Prolazio sad kroz
šumarak na putu ka vašaru i naiđem na pijanca koji spava na zemlji, a
sako mu visi na grani...

Hasi već pena na ustima... Al' ovaj nastavlja:

- Šutnem ga nogom, a ovaj ni makac. Drmusam ga - ništa. Na kraju mu
skinem gaće i kresnem ga, a da se ovaj nije ni probudio. Onda uzmem
sako i odem. Što pitaš?

- Ma čisto nako, sviđa mi se boja a i izgleda kvalitetno
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pa bi je taj vic...al ok...
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pa bi je taj vic...al ok...

Ma ko će pamtit
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ah gdje ti je pamet bila?
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